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Apr 30, 2009 | 02:52 AM

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From: Originally from Koeln, Deutschland. Enjoying it in Bonita Springs, Florida Now :)

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Originally Posted by flyingpuck' post='863872' date='Apr 30 2009, 03:21 AM

Nah, evidently Marc isn't even getting "Keyless Entry", so in fact it's more like "No Entry"

hahahaha

Apr 30, 2009 | 03:28 AM

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I personally wouldn't use lube, will make a mess all on the inside of your pants when you put them in your pocket, or if your English your trousers

Apr 30, 2009 | 03:30 AM

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From: Originally from Koeln, Deutschland. Enjoying it in Bonita Springs, Florida Now :)

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Originally Posted by flyingpuck' post='863872' date='Apr 30 2009, 03:21 AM

Nah, evidently Marc isn't even getting "Keyless Entry", so in fact it's more like "No Entry"

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There are WAY too many metaphors floating around this thread

Apr 30, 2009 | 03:41 AM

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Originally Posted by flyingpuck' post='863872' date='Apr 30 2009, 12:21 AM

Nah, evidently Marc isn't even getting "Keyless Entry", so in fact it's more like "No Entry"

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more like this...

And you of all people should know right...........'Trojan'

Apr 30, 2009 | 05:46 AM

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My Ride: 2006 525XI, Jet black on Dakota beige. Premium and winter packages. I consider myself a purist and intend to keep my car absolutely stock and shiny. 2008 328I Convertible, Sapphire black on beige interior. Premium package, NAV, iPod adapter. Retired: 2002 325I, Titanium silver on black leather. Premium package. Absolutely stock and proud of it.

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Originally Posted by myfootsmells' post='863273' date='Apr 29 2009, 06:30 PM

umm... i lubed my key and inserted it past the flap of the hole.

I hope you wore the special, ribbed glove inside-out for your pleasure......

Apr 30, 2009 | 06:41 AM

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awww gawd, thats just..............anyways surely it would be for the hole owners pleasure ?

Apr 30, 2009 | 07:03 AM

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make sure her Engine still running before you lubed your key

Apr 30, 2009 | 09:03 AM

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Originally Posted by Krozi' post='863948' date='Apr 30 2009, 04:30 AM

There are WAY too many metaphors floating around this thread

Indeed, but who exactly started this thread???