I will never_______ my E60 again
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I will never buy another Infiniti again instead of my E60 again.
So happy. Just got a 545. I can understand why my friend loves his BMW. Now I can appreciate what he loves. This thing drives so well and IS such a pleasure to drive.
So happy. Just got a 545. I can understand why my friend loves his BMW. Now I can appreciate what he loves. This thing drives so well and IS such a pleasure to drive.
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Joined: Jun 2008
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From: Dublin, Ireland
My Ride: 520i SE, 04, 18" 245s, Sapphire Black, Cream leather.
I will never _parachute_ in my E60 again.
It just doesn't work.
You pull the cord and wait for the adrenalin to kick in, but all you hear, instead of wind hurtling by is some kids wonky scooter wheel cracking off your front wing.
Then his mother comes over and you really want to give out, but your wearing goggles and covered in parachute, so you just close the car door and pull the rescue shoot. Might as well.
It just doesn't work.
You pull the cord and wait for the adrenalin to kick in, but all you hear, instead of wind hurtling by is some kids wonky scooter wheel cracking off your front wing.
Then his mother comes over and you really want to give out, but your wearing goggles and covered in parachute, so you just close the car door and pull the rescue shoot. Might as well.
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Joined: Sep 2008
Posts: 2,718
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From: Massachusetts, USA
My Ride: 2006 525XI, Jet black on Dakota beige. Premium and winter packages. I consider myself a purist and intend to keep my car absolutely stock and shiny.
2008 328I Convertible, Sapphire black on beige interior. Premium package, NAV, iPod adapter.
Retired: 2002 325I, Titanium silver on black leather. Premium package. Absolutely stock and proud of it.
I will never cheat on my E60 again. 
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Joined: Mar 2008
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From: new york
My Ride: 2011, E90 M3 Sedan. Alpine White.Competition package, Keyhole cover, fender reflectors in Alpine white, RPI Exhaust, 19
Originally Posted by too solid' post='678190' date='Sep 25 2008, 03:44 PM
I will never fart in my e60 again!
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Joined: Mar 2008
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From: new york
My Ride: 2011, E90 M3 Sedan. Alpine White.Competition package, Keyhole cover, fender reflectors in Alpine white, RPI Exhaust, 19
Originally Posted by nyceric03' post='678336' date='Sep 25 2008, 06:13 PM
I will never piss in my e60 again........ especially when aiming into a bottle.. the overspray landed all over the steering wheel and my pants.. 
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Joined: May 2007
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From: Pittsburgh, PA
My Ride: 2008 Alpine White 550i Sport, Cream Beige Interior, 6-Sp Manual - retired 9/2011
Originally Posted by melimel' post='678847' date='Sep 26 2008, 08:43 AM
... his thingy fit in...
Good one, Mel.
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Joined: Apr 2008
Posts: 2,596
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From: New Jersey
My Ride: '05 545 Titanium Silver, Black Leather - Nav, Logic 7, Cold weather.
Mods:
Carbon filter removed.
M5 iDrive knob.
Umnitza license plate LEDs.
MP3
40% 3M tint
ACS Anti-Roll(sway) bars
RPI Scoop
G-tech Pro RR
CF Roundels
CF Wheel caps
I will never allow nyceric03 or melimel's kids in my E60... 
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Joined: Apr 2008
Posts: 2,596
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From: New Jersey
My Ride: '05 545 Titanium Silver, Black Leather - Nav, Logic 7, Cold weather.
Mods:
Carbon filter removed.
M5 iDrive knob.
Umnitza license plate LEDs.
MP3
40% 3M tint
ACS Anti-Roll(sway) bars
RPI Scoop
G-tech Pro RR
CF Roundels
CF Wheel caps
Originally Posted by melimel' post='678847' date='Sep 26 2008, 08:43 AM
then i made sure he threw out the bottle..
You didn't recycle? :thumbsdown:
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Joined: Dec 2006
Posts: 2,516
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From: New York CIty
My Ride: F10 535I
Model Year: 2016
Originally Posted by Brit_in_NJ' post='679186' date='Sep 26 2008, 03:19 PM
I will never allow nyceric03 or melimel's kids in my E60...
