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Old Sep 26, 2008 | 11:34 AM
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Originally Posted by Eugene134' post='679191' date='Sep 26 2008, 03:21 PM
lol. I little urine never hurt anybody


Tell that to the guy that had to clean his car after this....

I will never_______ my E60 again-post_10198_1222056796.jpg
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Old Sep 26, 2008 | 04:00 PM
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** curb-check **
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Old Sep 27, 2008 | 02:07 AM
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Originally Posted by baysav408' post='678310' date='Sep 25 2008, 05:38 PM
it was a bad night... too much to drink ( i know blame it on the alcohol) but when it wore off... life sucked
i live by that rule now!!
don stop drinking then...top it up with a few chasers....maybe ull black out again and forget what happened...it works.
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Old Sep 27, 2008 | 02:32 AM
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I will never let E60 haters in my E60 again.....it annoys u alot when they start talking crap about your car
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Old Sep 27, 2008 | 10:11 PM
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Originally Posted by BigRevKev' post='678789' date='Sep 26 2008, 02:48 AM
I will never _parachute_ in my E60 again.

It just doesn't work.
You pull the cord and wait for the adrenalin to kick in, but all you hear, instead of wind hurtling by is some kids wonky scooter wheel cracking off your front wing.
Then his mother comes over and you really want to give out, but your wearing goggles and covered in parachute, so you just close the car door and pull the rescue shoot. Might as well.

wtf LMAO




....I will never Leave my window open of my E60 againg when a big ass monsoon its on its way
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Old Sep 29, 2008 | 10:00 AM
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I WILL NEVER LEAVE WINGSTOP IN MY E60... TOTALLY SMELLS LIKE HOT WINGS NOW
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Old Sep 29, 2008 | 11:10 AM
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Originally Posted by southgate' post='678224' date='Sep 25 2008, 03:04 PM
well I would Never EVER let the kids ride with their shoes on!!! in my e60
This must be an asian car. LOL
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Old Sep 29, 2008 | 11:11 AM
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i will never order AGAIN from quad m again for my e60...because i promise her(my car) a new dress (mkit+ roof spoiler+trunk spoiler+ trunk finisher) 10 month ago....

and she cry now togheter with me for my money... (((

motto: for everything is a first!

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Old Sep 29, 2008 | 08:19 PM
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i will never ever lend my car to my girl in my life no matter what...

got really dirty.... because SHE ATE INSIDE!!!!!! with MAKEUP ON THE STEERINGWHEELS!!!GRRRRRRR
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Old Sep 29, 2008 | 08:20 PM
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Originally Posted by ImSort0fABigDeal' post='678235' date='Sep 25 2008, 04:10 PM
I will never have sex with a fat chick in my e60 again

Ruined my shocks damnit..
damnn...

i guess you got free conditioning your seats with her fat oil!
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