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Old 09-26-2008, 01:22 AM
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I will never buy another Infiniti again instead of my E60 again.

So happy. Just got a 545. I can understand why my friend loves his BMW. Now I can appreciate what he loves. This thing drives so well and IS such a pleasure to drive.
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I will never _parachute_ in my E60 again.

It just doesn't work.
You pull the cord and wait for the adrenalin to kick in, but all you hear, instead of wind hurtling by is some kids wonky scooter wheel cracking off your front wing.
Then his mother comes over and you really want to give out, but your wearing goggles and covered in parachute, so you just close the car door and pull the rescue shoot. Might as well.
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I will never cheat on my E60 again.
Old 09-26-2008, 04:38 AM
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Originally Posted by too solid' post='678190' date='Sep 25 2008, 03:44 PM
I will never fart in my e60 again!
lmfao.. u killed me
Old 09-26-2008, 04:43 AM
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Originally Posted by nyceric03' post='678336' date='Sep 25 2008, 06:13 PM
I will never piss in my e60 again........ especially when aiming into a bottle.. the overspray landed all over the steering wheel and my pants..
lol.. we let my 6 year old do that wednsday night.. he had to go soooo bad.. we were on 58th street in the city.. cars everywhere.. we had an empty water bottle.. his thingy fit in.. and he peed away.. my 11 year old was laughing so hard that he needed to go.. wanted to actully, but we told him no way he can hold it..lmao.. then i made sure he threw out the bottle..
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Originally Posted by melimel' post='678847' date='Sep 26 2008, 08:43 AM
... his thingy fit in...
Good one, Mel.
Old 09-26-2008, 11:19 AM
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I will never allow nyceric03 or melimel's kids in my E60...
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Originally Posted by melimel' post='678847' date='Sep 26 2008, 08:43 AM
then i made sure he threw out the bottle..

You didn't recycle? :thumbsdown:
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Originally Posted by Brit_in_NJ' post='679186' date='Sep 26 2008, 03:19 PM
I will never allow nyceric03 or melimel's kids in my E60...
lol. I little urine never hurt anybody
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i will never ever ever ever ever.. put 87 in my car again.... i did this as a mistake yesterday.. just so stupid


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