I will never_______ my E60 again
09-25-2008, 01:57 PM
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Originally Posted by northern-monkey' post='678326' date='Sep 25 2008, 05:55 PM
I WILL NEVER SHAG FAT CHICKS IN MY E60 AGAIN 
09-25-2008, 02:08 PM
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Originally Posted by advancedlogic' post='678322' date='Sep 25 2008, 04:51 PM
Better hope you don't wind up having a fat, PREGGO chick!!! Now THAT would be all-bad...Yikes!!
09-25-2008, 02:13 PM
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I will never piss in my e60 again........ especially when aiming into a bottle.. the overspray landed all over the steering wheel and my pants.. 
09-25-2008, 02:46 PM
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Originally Posted by nyceric03' post='678336' date='Sep 25 2008, 03:13 PM
I will never piss in my e60 again........ especially when aiming into a bottle.. the overspray landed all over the steering wheel and my pants..
I hate when that happens....Oh wait. That NEVER happens...wow.
09-25-2008, 04:45 PM
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Originally Posted by nyceric03' post='678336' date='Sep 25 2008, 05:13 PM
I will never piss in my e60 again........ especially when aiming into a bottle.. the overspray landed all over the steering wheel and my pants..
09-25-2008, 04:48 PM
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Originally Posted by 530ISPORT' post='678260' date='Sep 25 2008, 04:34 PM
i will never ever ever ever ever run from the cops in my e60 again.. you cant get away..... 
I will never chop up the hooker I just banged and stuff her in the trunk again...Damn...that was Calton...
09-25-2008, 04:49 PM
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I will never let Calton tell me to get another Mod again!!!
09-25-2008, 04:55 PM
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Originally Posted by 530ISPORT' post='678260' date='Sep 25 2008, 04:34 PM
i will never ever ever ever ever run from the cops in my e60 again.. you cant get away.....
Nice!
09-26-2008, 01:18 AM
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Originally Posted by gregg2gs' post='678449' date='Sep 26 2008, 02:48 AM
I will never chop up the hooker I just banged and stuff her in the trunk again...
