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Old 01-08-2006, 09:42 PM
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Originally Posted by miss525i' post='221277
My first aid kit has everything except the feminine napkin.
It did, however, have a jelly doughnut in there.
That was the funniest thing ever...I bet I woke up the neighbors laughing so hard !!!
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Has anyone bought replacements what is the part no.
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Originally Posted by Centurion' post='221278' date='Jan 9 2006, 01:41 AM
Thank you, thank you!
I'm here every night until midnight!
You forgot the required:

"And don't forget to tip your waitress!"
Old 01-08-2006, 09:50 PM
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hehe...believe it or not....ive had bloodstains in my front passanger seat once....in my cayenne.
Seems like the guys at BMW are more well-prepared than Porsche...
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and I just thought they were there in case of a fuel spill. They are the most absorbant thing out there besides kitty litter.

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Glad to see a sense of humour among us E60 owners. You guys are killing me.....hahahahahaha

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No pads in MB ???

Normal : all MB driver's wifes are already menopaused ...
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Originally Posted by miss525i' post='221277
My first aid kit has everything except the feminine napkin.
It did, however, have a jelly doughnut in there.
That was the funniest thing ever...I bet I woke up the neighbors laughing so hard !!!
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if that's the funniest thing you've eaver heard you need to get out more
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Originally Posted by Peter530i' post='221004
Originally Posted by tachyon' post='220977' date='Jan 8 2006, 01:29 PM
It must be a chick car; there are no condoms in the kit.
good one really.

and those condoms would get exchanged according to the I-drive service menu
2000mls front break pads
1000mls oil exchange
1 more girl condoms refuel
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no as those wud be run-flat!
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Originally Posted by ats77' post='221353
Originally Posted by Znod' post='220984' date='Jan 8 2006, 01:41 PM
[quote name='tachyon' post='220977' date='Jan 8 2006, 01:29 PM']
It must be a chick car; there are no condoms in the kit.
good one really.

and those condoms would get exchanged according to the I-drive service menu
2000mls front break pads
1000mls oil exchange
1 more girl condoms refuel
[/quote]

no as those wud be run-flat!
[/quote]

good one bro
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Originally Posted by Peter530i' post='221355
Originally Posted by Peter530i' post='221004' date='Jan 8 2006, 08:34 PM
[quote name='Znod' post='220984' date='Jan 8 2006, 01:41 PM']
[quote name='tachyon' post='220977' date='Jan 8 2006, 01:29 PM']
It must be a chick car; there are no condoms in the kit.
good one really.

and those condoms would get exchanged according to the I-drive service menu
2000mls front break pads
1000mls oil exchange
1 more girl condoms refuel
[/quote]

no as those wud be run-flat!
[/quote]

good one bro
[/quote]

diky Peter


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