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Old 01-08-2006 | 01:58 PM
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Originally Posted by my530i' post='221077' date='Jan 8 2006, 05:25 PM
Condom won't be included until 2008 facelift with new software update and instruction how to use it

One thing for you guys to take note, there is an ancient biology term for those couples who use condom. I think you all know it. They are called "parents"
They also often are called STD infected.
Old 01-08-2006 | 02:00 PM
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What da............Maybe its the Exotic dancer's edition. Owning a BMW means you have to be ready for anything.....
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Old 01-08-2006 | 02:19 PM
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shouldn't there be 4 pads total? if you are driving around 2 females seems like you should be loaded up and have 4 total in the e60. german efficiency?

still waiting for the reply miss525i
Old 01-08-2006 | 03:28 PM
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OK, I am still shocked. This is not the reply you are waiting for...it will probably hit me once I wake up from this shock I even went out to the car and checked it just to be certain...it is indeed what it says. maybe not a feminine napkin but definitely a pad how can they do that to us???
Until it makes more sense to me, you guys better keep it as a secret...don't let any MB owner know about this I will think about it more meanwhile
Old 01-08-2006 | 04:21 PM
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Infiniti first aid kits also have the same ... umm, ingredient: Napkin

Mercedes does not Gauze
Old 01-08-2006 | 04:32 PM
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Originally Posted by tachyon' post='221166' date='Jan 8 2006, 08:21 PM
Infiniti first aid kits also have the same ... umm, ingredient: Napkin

Mercedes does not Gauze
tachyon, at least Infiniti first aid kit only has one!!! why do we have two???
and MB none I knew it
Old 01-08-2006 | 04:34 PM
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Originally Posted by miss525i' post='221134' date='Jan 8 2006, 07:28 PM
OK, I am still shocked. This is not the reply you are waiting for...it will probably hit me once I wake up from this shock I even went out to the car and checked it just to be certain...it is indeed what it says. maybe not a feminine napkin but definitely a pad how can they do that to us???
Until it makes more sense to me, you guys better keep it as a secret...don't let any MB owner know about this I will think about it more meanwhile
It is very strange. Being optimistic, it probably is just an anachronism or something that got lost in translation.
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Originally Posted by Znod' post='220984
It must be a chick car; there are no condoms in the kit.
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Actually, the pad is for single dads. You know, just in case the baby's out of diapers. Seriously, the pad is for major accidents . . . to stop the bleeding before the ambulance arrive.
Old 01-08-2006 | 06:12 PM
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Originally Posted by Bimmer32' post='221214
Originally Posted by tachyon' post='220977' date='Jan 8 2006, 01:29 PM
It must be a chick car; there are no condoms in the kit.
Actually, the pad is for single dads. You know, just in case the baby's out of diapers. Seriously, the pad is for major accidents . . . to stop the bleeding before the ambulance arrive.
[/quote]You probably are right. BMW just didn't explain the uses of the items in the kit. I wonder what you are supposed to do with the other items in the kit.
Old 01-08-2006 | 06:36 PM
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Great for mopping up spills in the car too. Not just feminine spills...


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