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03-02-2006, 12:56 PM
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Originally Posted by Tommy' post='248659' date='Mar 2 2006, 11:25 AM
if you fart, you have ventilated seats 
03-02-2006, 12:58 PM
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Originally Posted by kmslo530i' post='248759' date='Mar 2 2006, 01:56 PM
no, no....if you fart, you have HEATED seats!! And, that's an upgrade!
That's right! I didn't even pay for the upgrade to the rear heated seats.
Unfortunately, I've noticed that the more they are used (i.e. heated) the faster the "new-car smell" dissapates. 
03-02-2006, 01:01 PM
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Originally Posted by kmslo530i' post='248759' date='Mar 2 2006, 04:56 PM
no, no....if you fart, you have HEATED seats!! And, that's an upgrade!
Ok...kinda sick if you think a bit more... 
03-02-2006, 01:07 PM
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Originally Posted by my530i' post='248770' date='Mar 2 2006, 05:02 PM
So another term for ventilated seat is FART FRIENDLY SEAT. How much does BMW charge for it again? 
and you also get the additional 2nd pice headrest wich in controlled electronicly when your head will eventually start shaking because of the odor, or even worse, fall off.
03-02-2006, 01:07 PM
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Originally Posted by BetterMakeWay' post='248768' date='Mar 2 2006, 02:01 PM
Should i stretch more? What about moistured seats? That's smth no car company provides... Ok...kinda sick if you think a bit more...
Ok...kinda sick if you think a bit more... Actually...this happened to my Range Rover with ventilated seats. I had my dog in the car, and when I got back he had an accident in the front seat.
It was impossible to get all the sh*$ out of the small ventilation holes. I ended up selling the car within a month. I've never ordered them since. Just put the A/C on max and wait a minute or two. Then all is cool.... 
03-02-2006, 01:29 PM
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Originally Posted by Schpilky' post='248776' date='Mar 2 2006, 05:07 PM
Actually...this happened to my Range Rover with ventilated seats. I had my dog in the car, and when I got back he had an accident in the front seat. It was impossible to get all the sh*$ out of the small ventilation holes. I ended up selling the car within a month. I've never ordered them since. Just put the A/C on max and wait a minute or two. Then all is cool....
It was impossible to get all the sh*$ out of the small ventilation holes. I ended up selling the car within a month. I've never ordered them since. Just put the A/C on max and wait a minute or two. Then all is cool.... 
it seems some of us had some awfull moments...never thought something like that would happen. Well my dog would only dream of entering my car. Wait till i catch him!
Speaking of dogs, something that annoys me happens in my garage. That's where my dog sleeps also. Whenever i'm not around he actually raises on he's back legs and with the front ones leaning on the drivers door (usually)...i think he checks to see if anyone is in the car. I think! I don't have any explenation for it. First i thought the car would do some sort of sounds when it's in sleep mode or prior to that, or the hot exhaust cooling down but now i'm convinced he's just an idiot and wants to see if there is anyobody in the car. Yesturday i discovered a premiere, i saw paw marks on the upper side of the headlight and on the hood also (where it joints together). You see, now comes the annoying part, because it's a black car and i like to keep it as clean as possible those paw marks show up badly especially if he went in the mud before that. Now that doesn't worry too much, but the fact that when i was the car i can see in the sun, the marks that remained. Some of them are jsut marks that go away easily with polish, but i fear for the worst. Because you see when he get's down to all 4 legs he kinda slides it's front legs and i'm afraid not to scratch my car with his claws. Scratch after scratch, not too big, but in time it will start to show off. I dunno how to stop him from doing that since i even tryed to teach him a lesson but he didn't seem to understand. Damn dog always causing trouble. I'm dieing to catch him in the act.
03-02-2006, 03:23 PM
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Originally Posted by BetterMakeWay' post='248792' date='Mar 2 2006, 05:29 PM
Oh my God i was kidding...
it seems some of us had some awfull moments...never thought something like that would happen. Well my dog would only dream of entering my car. Wait till i catch him!
Speaking of dogs, something that annoys me happens in my garage. That's where my dog sleeps also. Whenever i'm not around he actually raises on he's back legs and with the front ones leaning on the drivers door (usually)...i think he checks to see if anyone is in the car. I think! I don't have any explenation for it. First i thought the car would do some sort of sounds when it's in sleep mode or prior to that, or the hot exhaust cooling down but now i'm convinced he's just an idiot and wants to see if there is anyobody in the car. Yesturday i discovered a premiere, i saw paw marks on the upper side of the headlight and on the hood also (where it joints together). You see, now comes the annoying part, because it's a black car and i like to keep it as clean as possible those paw marks show up badly especially if he went in the mud before that. Now that doesn't worry too much, but the fact that when i was the car i can see in the sun, the marks that remained. Some of them are jsut marks that go away easily with polish, but i fear for the worst. Because you see when he get's down to all 4 legs he kinda slides it's front legs and i'm afraid not to scratch my car with his claws. Scratch after scratch, not too big, but in time it will start to show off. I dunno how to stop him from doing that since i even tryed to teach him a lesson but he didn't seem to understand. Damn dog always causing trouble. I'm dieing to catch him in the act.
it seems some of us had some awfull moments...never thought something like that would happen. Well my dog would only dream of entering my car. Wait till i catch him!
Speaking of dogs, something that annoys me happens in my garage. That's where my dog sleeps also. Whenever i'm not around he actually raises on he's back legs and with the front ones leaning on the drivers door (usually)...i think he checks to see if anyone is in the car. I think! I don't have any explenation for it. First i thought the car would do some sort of sounds when it's in sleep mode or prior to that, or the hot exhaust cooling down but now i'm convinced he's just an idiot and wants to see if there is anyobody in the car. Yesturday i discovered a premiere, i saw paw marks on the upper side of the headlight and on the hood also (where it joints together). You see, now comes the annoying part, because it's a black car and i like to keep it as clean as possible those paw marks show up badly especially if he went in the mud before that. Now that doesn't worry too much, but the fact that when i was the car i can see in the sun, the marks that remained. Some of them are jsut marks that go away easily with polish, but i fear for the worst. Because you see when he get's down to all 4 legs he kinda slides it's front legs and i'm afraid not to scratch my car with his claws. Scratch after scratch, not too big, but in time it will start to show off. I dunno how to stop him from doing that since i even tryed to teach him a lesson but he didn't seem to understand. Damn dog always causing trouble. I'm dieing to catch him in the act.
SORRY BUT
