BMW Driver Takes Road Rage to New Levels
As BMW owners and enthusiasts, believe us when we say this guy does not represent us as a whole.
As everyone who already drives a BMW knows, Bimmer fans have a bit of a reputation. Generally for driving like asshats and refusing to use our turn signals. While we say that stereotype is largely unfair, incidents like this one, which happened in Austin, Texas recently, aren’t helping our cause. Making matters worse (better?), Fox 7 News just so happened to be right there, cameras rolling. So now the whole world can witness this incredible BMW driver in action.
Reportedly, the BMW driver rear-ended an Audi SUV twice. The lady driving the Audi kept going after the first incident, but four blocks later, it happened again. At that point, she hopped out to confront him. “He admitted that he rear-ended me but he was just like, ‘Whatever, sorry, no big deal.’ I said, ‘No, it is a big deal. It’s not okay,” she told Fox 7. And then, amazingly, things got worse.
The BMW driver reportedly honked his horn for a solid five minutes and even attempts to push her car out of the way, wheels spinning. Eventually, he just backs up (hitting another car) and speeds off. “He didn’t seem stable,” the Audi driver recalled. “I don’t know what was going through him at that moment but it was really scary because he was trying to push my car through the intersection.”
Thankfully, police were able to track down this moron after he crashed into some other vehicles. And unsurprisingly, witnesses think he was intoxicated with something stronger than pure stupidity. “It was very clear that he was amped up on something, his eyes were bloodshot red,” said Andre McDade, a witness to the whole thing. “He’s just pretty oblivious to the whole situation. He’s looking at me, right in my eyes and I’m like dude, seriously? So it was very clear he was just not there. He was definitely under the influence of something.”
At least for now, police plan on charging our BMW road rager with leaving the scene of an accident. Hopefully, they’ll also make up some law and never let him drive a BMW again. Or any car, for that matter!