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Old Aug 20, 2009 | 06:27 AM
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If it totally kills you and you cannot live with your curb rash, I'll gladly take the X5
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Old Aug 20, 2009 | 06:46 AM
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Originally Posted by C's Bimmer' post='982777' date='Aug 19 2009, 08:05 PM
I told her a BJ was in order and would make me feel better. She laughed and went back to her TV shows. Hahahahahahaha!
hahahah!! too f'n funny... what was on TV?
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Old Aug 20, 2009 | 06:51 AM
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That's why I bought my wife a Honda! She can pound the shit out of that thing and I don't care one bit.
She has never and will never sit in the driver seat of the BMW.

I'm not spending a lot on a car for someone who refers to cars as A to B or 4 wheels and a seat!
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Old Aug 20, 2009 | 07:01 AM
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Originally Posted by C's Bimmer' post='982767' date='Aug 19 2009, 11:01 PM
I was pissed, but now I'm over it. My wife curbed both black powdercoated wheels in the X5. She nailed the front right and the rear right. The rear is the worst. She even nailed one of the spokes. Ughhh!!! The car was absolutely flawless and perfect for a Jet Black car. Oh well. She was flawless too, before I married her and now look. Baaahahahahahaha!

Hahahahahahaha! Whatever.
Your settlement for her dastardly deed is far too lenient ...
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Old Aug 20, 2009 | 07:22 AM
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Originally Posted by GENEaTALS' post='982926' date='Aug 19 2009, 11:18 PM
C, do you want these Photoshopped on the X5?
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Old Aug 20, 2009 | 07:44 AM
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Originally Posted by C's Bimmer' post='982777' date='Aug 19 2009, 08:05 PM
I told her a BJ was in order and would make me feel better. She laughed and went back to her TV shows. Hahahahahahaha!
hahahaha you bad boy you lol
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Old Aug 20, 2009 | 07:46 AM
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This is a true day of mourning for our great country. I suggest we dispatch the National Guard ASAP to repair the wheels while also sharing a moment of silence for the now imperfect wheels and flying all flags at half staff.

BTW, C, you can fly your pants at half staff for that punitive BJ you are now well deserving of.
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Old Aug 20, 2009 | 01:52 PM
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Stop cryin' about it and just sharpie it in you big baby........
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Old Aug 20, 2009 | 04:58 PM
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Originally Posted by theXman' post='983176' date='Aug 20 2009, 09:58 AM
A man who can see the bigger picture and keeps thinking forward. I like that.
Not a gay statement at all, David...

Kerry, are you bringing David's favorite collar and leash to the meet?

EDIT: Not that there's anything wrong with that ...
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Old Aug 21, 2009 | 10:55 AM
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im confident that its only a matter of time.

my wife drove my car for a day and came home with a door ding.
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