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OK - here goes.......
seal pulls up in his car with the engine making a whooshing noise.
pulls into the local garage and asks the mechanic if he can fix the problem while he goes over the road for an ice cream.
10 minutes later comes back over to the garage and asks the mechanic what's wrong.
the mechanic tells him that he's blown a seal.
seal says no no i've just had a ice cream!
sorry but the best I can do right now!!
seal pulls up in his car with the engine making a whooshing noise.
pulls into the local garage and asks the mechanic if he can fix the problem while he goes over the road for an ice cream.
10 minutes later comes back over to the garage and asks the mechanic what's wrong.
the mechanic tells him that he's blown a seal.
seal says no no i've just had a ice cream!
sorry but the best I can do right now!!
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Still Breathing........54 Hrs til delivery.....AND 43 days til X3........and about the same til I move to the poorhouse!
jokes
2 Nuns cycling down a cobbled street
one says "Do you come this way often?"
or
Two nuns in the bath
one says "where's the soap"
other says "It does rather"
old but fresh!
jokes
2 Nuns cycling down a cobbled street
one says "Do you come this way often?"
or
Two nuns in the bath
one says "where's the soap"
other says "It does rather"
old but fresh!
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