Yo mama so fat, the whales sing

Yo mamma's so fat, when she went to the beach, the whales sang "We are family!"

Yo mama is so ugly she walked into a huanted house and came out with an application.

Your mamma is so fat, when God said let there be light,she had to move!

Yo mamma's so old, she farts dust.

Yo mamma's so old, she ows Jesus $3.

Yo mamma's so stupid, she climbed a glass wall to see what was on the other side.

Yo mamma's so stupid, it took her ten minutes to cook Minute Rice.

Yo mamma's so stupid, she stared at a Ford for an hour because it said "Focus."

Yo mamma's so stupid, she got locked in a supermarket for a night and starved to death.

Yo mamma's so stupid, she tripped over a cordless phone.

Yo mamma's so stupid, she got hit by a parked car.