A Woman's Poem and A man's Poem
05-24-2007, 03:39 PM
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WOMAN'S POEM
Before I lay me down to sleep,
I pray for a man who's not a creep;
One who's handsome, smart and strong.
Who loves to listen all day long,
One who thinks before he speaks,
One who'll call - not wait for weeks.
I pray he's gainfully employed,
& when I spend his cash, won't be annoyed.
Pulls out my chair and opens my door,
Massages my back and begs to do more.
Oh! Send me a man who'll make love to my mind;
Knows what to respond to "How big's my behind?"
I pray that he loves me, this man, to no end,
Always remaining my very best friend.
MAN'S POEM
I pray for a deaf-mute nymphomaniac with huge boobs
who owns a liquor store and a golf course. This
doesn't rhyme and I don't give a shit.
Before I lay me down to sleep,
I pray for a man who's not a creep;
One who's handsome, smart and strong.
Who loves to listen all day long,
One who thinks before he speaks,
One who'll call - not wait for weeks.
I pray he's gainfully employed,
& when I spend his cash, won't be annoyed.
Pulls out my chair and opens my door,
Massages my back and begs to do more.
Oh! Send me a man who'll make love to my mind;
Knows what to respond to "How big's my behind?"
I pray that he loves me, this man, to no end,
Always remaining my very best friend.
MAN'S POEM
I pray for a deaf-mute nymphomaniac with huge boobs
who owns a liquor store and a golf course. This
doesn't rhyme and I don't give a shit.
05-24-2007, 04:56 PM
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Originally Posted by Mr 5er' post='428037' date='May 25 2007, 01:39 AM
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MAN'S POEM
I pray for a deaf-mute nymphomaniac with huge boobs
who owns a liquor store and a golf course. This
doesn't rhyme and I don't give a shit.
MAN'S POEM
I pray for a deaf-mute nymphomaniac with huge boobs
who owns a liquor store and a golf course. This
doesn't rhyme and I don't give a shit.
Yeah!
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