Windshield Bug
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I read this on the net and thought it was funny 
Sorry for the language...
A man and a woman were driving down the road, arguing about his deplorable
infidelity when suddenly the woman reached over and sliced the man's penis off.
Angrily, she tossed it out the car window.
Driving behind the couple was a man and his 6-year-old daughter.
The little girl was chatting away at her father when all of a sudden the penis
smacked their car windshield, stuck for a moment, then flew off.
Surprised, the daughter asked her father, "Daddy, what the heck was that?"
Shocked, but not wanting to expose his little girl to anything sexual
at such a young age, the father replied, "It....it was only a bug, Honey."
The daughter sat with a confused look on her face, and after a moment said..
"Sure had a big dick, didn't it
Sorry for the language...A man and a woman were driving down the road, arguing about his deplorable
infidelity when suddenly the woman reached over and sliced the man's penis off.
Angrily, she tossed it out the car window.
Driving behind the couple was a man and his 6-year-old daughter.
The little girl was chatting away at her father when all of a sudden the penis
smacked their car windshield, stuck for a moment, then flew off.
Surprised, the daughter asked her father, "Daddy, what the heck was that?"
Shocked, but not wanting to expose his little girl to anything sexual
at such a young age, the father replied, "It....it was only a bug, Honey."
The daughter sat with a confused look on her face, and after a moment said..
"Sure had a big dick, didn't it
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Originally Posted by miss525i' post='221182' date='Jan 9 2006, 01:49 AM
I read this on the net and thought it was funny Sorry for the language...
A man and a woman were driving down the road, arguing about his deplorable
infidelity when suddenly the woman reached over and sliced the man's penis off.
Angrily, she tossed it out the car window.
Driving behind the couple was a man and his 6-year-old daughter.
The little girl was chatting away at her father when all of a sudden the penis
smacked their car windshield, stuck for a moment, then flew off.
Surprised, the daughter asked her father, "Daddy, what the heck was that?"
Shocked, but not wanting to expose his little girl to anything sexual
at such a young age, the father replied, "It....it was only a bug, Honey."
The daughter sat with a confused look on her face, and after a moment said..
"Sure had a big dick, didn't it
Sorry for the language...A man and a woman were driving down the road, arguing about his deplorable
infidelity when suddenly the woman reached over and sliced the man's penis off.
Angrily, she tossed it out the car window.
Driving behind the couple was a man and his 6-year-old daughter.
The little girl was chatting away at her father when all of a sudden the penis
smacked their car windshield, stuck for a moment, then flew off.
Surprised, the daughter asked her father, "Daddy, what the heck was that?"
Shocked, but not wanting to expose his little girl to anything sexual
at such a young age, the father replied, "It....it was only a bug, Honey."
The daughter sat with a confused look on her face, and after a moment said..
"Sure had a big dick, didn't it
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miss 525 said penis!!! hehe that was cool! ( Beavis )
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Very funny indeed.