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Old 09-17-2005, 03:06 PM
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A widow goes on her first date since her husband?s death, and afterward the two end up back at her place. Once in the bedroom, she takes off everything but her black panties.

?You can touch me anywhere else,? she says, ?but down there I?m still mourning.?

?I figured as much,? says the man. He then proceeds to pull down his pants and put on a black condom. ?If you don?t mind, I?d like to offer my deepest condolences.?
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very nice guy .
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How thoughtful!
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The little
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funny!!!
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