Why I fired my Secretary
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Originally Posted by Iceman' post='1004078' date='Sep 10 2009, 07:29 PM
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My Ride: 2006 525XI, Jet black on Dakota beige. Premium and winter packages. I consider myself a purist and intend to keep my car absolutely stock and shiny.
2008 328I Convertible, Sapphire black on beige interior. Premium package, NAV, iPod adapter.
Retired: 2002 325I, Titanium silver on black leather. Premium package. Absolutely stock and proud of it.
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Bwhahahahahahahahah! I think I just peed myself a little.
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Not only is this joke offensive to all the secretaries, but it also has nudity!!! I'm reporting you all!!!
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That's it, I won't be back!![Laughing](https://5series.net/forums/images/smilies/imported/laughing.gif)
PS and my wife saw me reading it and divorced me, so I want the OP banned from this forum now
wahahahahaaa ![Laughing](https://5series.net/forums/images/smilies/imported/laughing.gif)
yeah... I crack myself up
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That's it, I won't be back!
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PS and my wife saw me reading it and divorced me, so I want the OP banned from this forum now
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yeah... I crack myself up
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Originally Posted by v_therussian' post='1004667' date='Sep 11 2009, 08:39 AM
Not only is this joke offensive to all the secretaries, but it also has nudity!!! I'm reporting you all!!!
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That's it, I won't be back!![Laughing](https://5series.net/forums/images/smilies/imported/laughing.gif)
PS and my wife saw me reading it and divorced me, so I want the OP banned from this forum now
wahahahahaaa ![Laughing](https://5series.net/forums/images/smilies/imported/laughing.gif)
yeah... I crack myself up
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That's it, I won't be back!
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PS and my wife saw me reading it and divorced me, so I want the OP banned from this forum now
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yeah... I crack myself up
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You don't seem relaxed as I suggested!
Go back to your corner and take a deep breath!
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ive read that before on email. but its hilarious!
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My Ride: All on order and should be here by 28th September 2007
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Originally Posted by v_therussian' post='1004667' date='Sep 11 2009, 07:39 AM
Not only is this joke offensive to all the secretaries, but it also has nudity!!! I'm reporting you all!!!
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That's it, I won't be back!![Laughing](https://5series.net/forums/images/smilies/imported/laughing.gif)
PS and my wife saw me reading it and divorced me, so I want the OP banned from this forum now
wahahahahaaa ![Laughing](https://5series.net/forums/images/smilies/imported/laughing.gif)
yeah... I crack myself up
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That's it, I won't be back!
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PS and my wife saw me reading it and divorced me, so I want the OP banned from this forum now
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yeah... I crack myself up
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