Wheres the Rake
12-04-2005, 02:51 AM
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My Ride: Collected Sept 2009 - BMW E90 M3, Silverstone II, Novillo Black leather, 19" M Double-Spoke alloys, High Beam Assist, Electronic Damper Control, Voice Control, PDC, USB, DAB, High Gloss Shadowline, Sliding armrest, Trim Finishing in aluminium grey.
A guy was doing yard work after the recent storm and his wife was about to take a shower. He realized that he couldn't find the rake.
He yelled up to his wife, "Where is the rake?"
She couldn't hear him and she shouted back, "What?"
He then pointed to his eye, then his knee and made a raking motion.
She wasn't sure and shouted back "What?"
He repeated the gestures. "Eye - Kneed - The Rake"
Indicating that she understood, she signals back. She first points to her eye, next she points to her left breast, then she points to her butt, and finally to her crotch.
Well, there is no way in hell he could even come close to working out that one.
Exasperated, he went upstairs and asked her, "What the hell was that?"
She replied, "Eye - Left Tit - Behind - The Bush"
He yelled up to his wife, "Where is the rake?"
She couldn't hear him and she shouted back, "What?"
He then pointed to his eye, then his knee and made a raking motion.
She wasn't sure and shouted back "What?"
He repeated the gestures. "Eye - Kneed - The Rake"
Indicating that she understood, she signals back. She first points to her eye, next she points to her left breast, then she points to her butt, and finally to her crotch.
Well, there is no way in hell he could even come close to working out that one.
Exasperated, he went upstairs and asked her, "What the hell was that?"
She replied, "Eye - Left Tit - Behind - The Bush"
12-05-2005, 09:30 PM
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My Ride: In a place where the Mercedes density is the highest in the world (no. of MB per square kilometer) I choose a Bimmer, why? because of one thing "The Ultimate Driving Experience"
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523i Steptronic, Silver Grey Exterior, Black Interior with Black Dakota Leather and Maple Wood Trim. Chrome Grill, Style 123 rim, Airbags everywhere, PDC, Rain sensor, Auto lights, Moveable front armrest, Advance Climate Control, Glass Sunroof, Auto dimming interior and exterior mirror with foldable functions, Extended Lights package, 6 CD changer in glove box, Power seats with memory, Power adjustable steering wheel, Power rear sunblinds.
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