Where in Life are you?
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On the first day God created the dog. God said, "Sit all
day by the door of your house and bark at anyone who comes
in or walks past. I will give you a life span of twenty
years."
The dog said, "That's too long to be barking. Give me ten
years and I'll give you back the other ten." So God agreed.
On the second day God created the monkey. God said,
"Entertain people, do monkey tricks, make them laugh. I'll
give you a twenty-year life span.
The monkey said, "How boring, monkey tricks for twenty
years? I don't think so. Dog gave you back ten, so that's
what I'll do too, okay?" And God agreed.
On the third day God created the cow. God said, "You must
go to the field with the farmer all day long and suffer
under the sun, have calves and give milk to support the
farmer. I will give you a life span of sixty years."
The cow said, "That's kind of a tough life you want me to
live for sixty years. Let me have twenty and I'll give back
the other forty." And God agreed again.
On the fourth day God created man. God said, "Eat, sleep,
play, marry and enjoy your life. I'll give you twenty
years."
Man said, "What? Only twenty years! Tell you what; I'll
take my twenty, and the forty the cow gave back and the ten
the monkey gave back and the ten the dog gave back, that
makes eighty, okay?"
"Okay," said God, "You've got a deal."
So that is why the first twenty years we eat, sleep, play,
and enjoy ourselves; for the next forty years we slave in
the sun to support our family; for the next ten years we do
monkey tricks to entertain the grandchildren; and for the
last ten years we sit on the front porch and bark at
everyone.
Life has now been explained to you
day by the door of your house and bark at anyone who comes
in or walks past. I will give you a life span of twenty
years."
The dog said, "That's too long to be barking. Give me ten
years and I'll give you back the other ten." So God agreed.
On the second day God created the monkey. God said,
"Entertain people, do monkey tricks, make them laugh. I'll
give you a twenty-year life span.
The monkey said, "How boring, monkey tricks for twenty
years? I don't think so. Dog gave you back ten, so that's
what I'll do too, okay?" And God agreed.
On the third day God created the cow. God said, "You must
go to the field with the farmer all day long and suffer
under the sun, have calves and give milk to support the
farmer. I will give you a life span of sixty years."
The cow said, "That's kind of a tough life you want me to
live for sixty years. Let me have twenty and I'll give back
the other forty." And God agreed again.
On the fourth day God created man. God said, "Eat, sleep,
play, marry and enjoy your life. I'll give you twenty
years."
Man said, "What? Only twenty years! Tell you what; I'll
take my twenty, and the forty the cow gave back and the ten
the monkey gave back and the ten the dog gave back, that
makes eighty, okay?"
"Okay," said God, "You've got a deal."
So that is why the first twenty years we eat, sleep, play,
and enjoy ourselves; for the next forty years we slave in
the sun to support our family; for the next ten years we do
monkey tricks to entertain the grandchildren; and for the
last ten years we sit on the front porch and bark at
everyone.
Life has now been explained to you
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My Ride: 2003 X5 3.0----->gone
2004 Porsche Cayenne S : Gemballa front and back bodykit, fabspeed bypass pipes, Gemballa exhaust pipes, full option, 20" factory sport design rims------>gone
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shit.....time ofr me to be a slave for the next 40 yrs.... 
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Well that clears all my questions up 
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