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Old Apr 7, 2005 | 02:12 PM
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Warning to all male clubbers, party goers.....

Police warn all male clubbers, party-goers and unsuspecting pub regulars to be more alert and cautious when getting a drink offer from a girl.

A Scotland Yard spokesman said "There is a drug around called "beer" and it is generally in liquid form. The drug is now being used by female sexual predators at parties to convince their male victims to have sex with them.

The shocking statistic is that "beer" is available virtually anywhere! All girls have to do is persuade a guy to consume a fewunits of "beer" and simply ask him home for no-strings-attached sex. Men are literally rendered helpless against such attacks.

After several "beers" men will often succumb to desires to perform sex acts on horrific looking women whom they would never normally be attracted to.

Men often awaken after being given "beer" with only hazy memories of exactly what has happened to them the night before, just a vague feeling that something bad occurred."

Please! Forward this to every male you know. If you fall victim to this insidious drug and the predatory women administering the drug, there are male support groups with venues in every town where you can discuss the details of your shocking encounter in an open and frank manner with a bunch of similarly-affected like-minded guys. For the nearest support group near you just look up 'Public House' in the Yellow Pages.
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Old Apr 7, 2005 | 03:01 PM
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Old Apr 8, 2005 | 02:52 AM
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Old Apr 11, 2005 | 12:26 AM
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Old Apr 11, 2005 | 03:13 AM
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You forgot to mention that your wallet may be gone and you might even wake up in an ice-filled bath tub without kidneys.

So the moral of the story: Don't drink beer!

I still do, but ofcourse I never get drunk
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Old Apr 13, 2005 | 07:21 PM
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Old Apr 14, 2005 | 03:12 AM
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