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Originally Posted by IrishEyes' post='250624' date='Mar 6 2006, 10:37 AM
An ugly woman walks into a shop with her two kids.
The shopkeeper asks: "Are they twins?"
The woman says: "No, he's 9 and she's 7. Why. Do you think they look alike?"
"No", he replies "I just can't believe you got laid twice"
The shopkeeper asks: "Are they twins?"
The woman says: "No, he's 9 and she's 7. Why. Do you think they look alike?"
"No", he replies "I just can't believe you got laid twice"
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