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Old 03-06-2006, 06:37 AM
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An ugly woman walks into a shop with her two kids.

The shopkeeper asks: "Are they twins?"

The woman says: "No, he's 9 and she's 7. Why. Do you think they look alike?"

"No", he replies "I just can't believe you got laid twice"
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Ouch!
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That's gotta hurt folks!!!!
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i heard it couple of years ago
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how did he know she didn't enjoy it ?


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