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Old Jan 24, 2005 | 01:36 PM
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Originally Posted by cobradav' date='Jan 24 2005, 06:03 PM
? Why did the blond have square boobs

A She forgot to take the tissue out of the box
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NOT ONE, BUT TWO BLONDES

Two blondes were walking through the woods and came upon a set of tracks. One blonde said that they were deer tracks. The other blonde said that they were moose tracks. They were still arguing when the train hit 'em.
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Old Jan 25, 2005 | 12:43 PM
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Old Jan 26, 2005 | 01:05 PM
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Originally Posted by alohalc' date='Jan 25 2005, 10:43 PM
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Puzzle for Blondes...
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Old Jan 26, 2005 | 03:35 PM
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it's tough. there are four dots .
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Old Jan 26, 2005 | 03:35 PM
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five if including the "!" .
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Old Jan 27, 2005 | 02:18 AM
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9 if you include the O's..
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Old Jan 27, 2005 | 02:30 AM
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seven more if you connect all the "holes" .
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Old Jan 27, 2005 | 03:41 AM
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Old Jan 27, 2005 | 03:54 AM
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Originally Posted by Flowerfred' date='Jan 27 2005, 12:18 PM
9 if you include the O's..
You're all a bunch of sad git's.
FF, you must be blonde as u even failed that simple test.
I'll have to find another test for you to fail.
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How about this one?

Can you find the shortest way through this maze?

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