Tips to handle: Irritating passengers
01-28-2007, 10:39 AM
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If you are sitting next to someone who's irritating you on a plane or
train....
1. Quietly and calmly open up your laptop case.
2. Remove your laptop.
3. Boot it.
4. Make sure the guy who won't leave you alone can see the screen.
5. Open your email client to this message.
6. Close your eyes and tilt your head up to the sky.
7. Then hit this link: http://tinyurl.com/e8efm
train....
1. Quietly and calmly open up your laptop case.
2. Remove your laptop.
3. Boot it.
4. Make sure the guy who won't leave you alone can see the screen.
5. Open your email client to this message.
6. Close your eyes and tilt your head up to the sky.
7. Then hit this link: http://tinyurl.com/e8efm
01-28-2007, 11:36 AM
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01-28-2007, 02:06 PM
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Funny as hell! Only problem is that most folks here are not connected to the internet once on the plane.
01-28-2007, 04:27 PM
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.... and you might find that you'll win an all expense paid trip to a Caribbean island and given a three piece suit for your stay. At the very least you'll be given a courtesy prostate examination at the next stop. 
01-29-2007, 10:48 AM
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Originally Posted by nickolas_g' post='384583' date='Jan 29 2007, 12:06 AM
Funny as hell! Only problem is that most folks here are not connected to the internet once on the plane.
Make it one of your favorites and make it available offline.
It's a simple shockwave...
01-30-2007, 01:23 AM
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