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Old Apr 30, 2008 | 11:40 AM
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Three women: one engaged, one married, and one a mistress, are chatting about their relationships and decide to amaze their men....that night all three will wear a leather bodice S&M style, stilettos and mask over their eyes .

After a few days they meet again.....
The engaged girlfriend said: "The other night, when my boyfriend came home, he found me in the leather bodice, 4" stilettos and mask. He said, "You are the woman of my life, I love you...then we made love all night long."

The mistress stated: "Oh Yes! The other night we met in the office. I was wearing the leather bodice, mega stilettos, mask over my eyes and a raincoat. When I opened the raincoat, he didn't say a word. We just had wild sex all night."

The married one then said: "The other night I sent the kids to stay at my mothers for the night, I got myself ready, leather bodice, super stilettos and mask over my eyes. My husband came in from work, grabbed the TV controller and a beer, and said, "Hey Batman, what's for dinner?"
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Old Apr 30, 2008 | 11:42 AM
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Old Apr 30, 2008 | 11:59 AM
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Old Apr 30, 2008 | 12:01 PM
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Old Apr 30, 2008 | 12:43 PM
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Old Apr 30, 2008 | 12:48 PM
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the sad part is since i'm married i can relate.
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Old Apr 30, 2008 | 01:41 PM
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BAWAAH I'm getting married to my batman this year ... at least that's what is expected
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Old Apr 30, 2008 | 02:30 PM
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Old Apr 30, 2008 | 02:44 PM
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That is funny!
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