The Three Little Pigs-Italian Style

Once upon a time there were three little pigs. The straw pig, the
stick pig and the brick pig. One day this nasty old wolf came up to
the straw pig's house
and said, "I'm gonna huff and puff and blow your
house down." And he did! So the straw pig went running over to the
stick pig's house and said, "Please let me in, the wolf just blew
down my house." So the stick Pig let the straw pig in. Just then the
wolf showed up and said, "I'm gonna huff and puff and blow your
house down." And he did!
So the straw pig and the stick pig went running over to the brick
pig's house and said, "Let us in, let us in, the big bad wolf just
blew our houses down!"

So the brick pig let them in just as the wolf showed up. The wolf
said, "I'm gonna huff and puff and blow your house down." The straw
pig and the stick pig were so scared! But the brick pig picked up
the phone and made a call. A few minutes passed and a big, black
Caddy pulls up.. Out step two massive pigs in pin striped suits and
fedora hats. These pigs come over to the wolf, grab him by the neck
and beat the living
shit out of him, then one of them pulled out a
gun,
stuck it in his mouth and fired, killing the wolf.
Then they got back into their shiny big black Caddy
and drove off. The straw pig and stick pig were
amazed! "Who the hell were those guys?" they asked.
"Those were my cousins...the Guinea Pigs

 

 

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