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Old 08-15-2005 | 03:17 PM
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9) No Thanks. Just Sniffing.

8) I'll be in the dressing room going blind.

7) Mom will love this.

6) Oh the size won't matter. She's inflatable.

5) No need to wrap it up. I'll eat it here.

4) Will you model this for me???

3) The Miracle What??? This is better than world peace!!

2) Forty Five bucks?? You're just gonna end up naked ANYWAY!!

And the number one thing that a man should never, ever say out loud:

1) Oh, honey, you'll NEVER squeeze your ass into that!!

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HAHA
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And: what you should never DO, while lingerie shopping...

Old 08-18-2005 | 04:36 PM
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iceman, someone has posted this one before, right? was it me ? i forgot .


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