Texts From Last Night
10-09-2009 | 10:54 AM
#21
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Originally Posted by porsche911targa' post='1028654' date='Oct 9 2009, 11:42 AM
WTF?? It's blocked at my work. How bad is it????
10-09-2009 | 11:59 AM
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I've been on fmylife.com for about 15 minutes (during my lunch break) TFF
10-09-2009 | 02:52 PM
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15 minutes??? i spent about 3 hours on it at work, then about 2 hours when I got home. this site is HILARIOUS. I am gonna start using it myself. my friends and i text some pretty rediciulous stuff.
10-12-2009 | 10:04 AM
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(617): dude we were spooning naked in bed with her ass in my crotch. she sharted in her sleep all over my d**k.
(571): So I went home with some chick last night... I'm not sue what's worse: not getting a nut at 5am, the condom breaking and not being replaced, feeling poo when I put my finger in her but, sleeping on a heroin mattress in her living room, her swine flu coughing fit at 7am or realizing she peed the matt at 10am. Actually it was probably the fact that she continuously told me she was the classiest girl in boulder.
Man, why did you turn me on to this site? Now I had to go and bookmark it!
(571): So I went home with some chick last night... I'm not sue what's worse: not getting a nut at 5am, the condom breaking and not being replaced, feeling poo when I put my finger in her but, sleeping on a heroin mattress in her living room, her swine flu coughing fit at 7am or realizing she peed the matt at 10am. Actually it was probably the fact that she continuously told me she was the classiest girl in boulder.
Man, why did you turn me on to this site? Now I had to go and bookmark it!
10-12-2009 | 12:28 PM
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10-13-2009 | 05:15 PM
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