Texas vs. New York
10-24-2005, 10:13 AM
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A girl from Texas and a girl from New York were seated side by side on an airplane. The girl from Texas, being friendly and all, said: ?So, where y?all from??
The girl from New York said: ?From a place where they know better than to use a preposition at the end of a sentence.?
The girl from Texas sat quietly for a few moments and then replied: ?So, where y?all from, BITCH??
The girl from New York said: ?From a place where they know better than to use a preposition at the end of a sentence.?
The girl from Texas sat quietly for a few moments and then replied: ?So, where y?all from, BITCH??
10-24-2005, 10:23 AM
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Originally Posted by jakethesnake' date='Oct 24 2005, 07:13 PM
A girl from Texas and a girl from New York were seated side by side on an airplane. The girl from Texas, being friendly and all, said: ?So, where y?all from??
The girl from New York said: ?From a place where they know better than to use a preposition at the end of a sentence.?
The girl from Texas sat quietly for a few moments and then replied: ?So, where y?all from, BITCH??
The girl from New York said: ?From a place where they know better than to use a preposition at the end of a sentence.?
The girl from Texas sat quietly for a few moments and then replied: ?So, where y?all from, BITCH??
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PS - Hate to say it Jake, but most of your other jokes posted today have been posted already. And probably by me.
10-24-2005, 10:40 AM
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Originally Posted by IrishEyes' date='Oct 24 2005, 10:23 AM
[quote name='jakethesnake' date='Oct 24 2005, 07:13 PM']A girl from Texas and a girl from New York were seated side by side on an airplane. The girl from Texas, being friendly and all, said: ?So, where y?all from??
The girl from New York said: ?From a place where they know better than to use a preposition at the end of a sentence.?
The girl from Texas sat quietly for a few moments and then replied: ?So, where y?all from, BITCH??
The girl from New York said: ?From a place where they know better than to use a preposition at the end of a sentence.?
The girl from Texas sat quietly for a few moments and then replied: ?So, where y?all from, BITCH??
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PS - Hate to say it Jake, but most of your other jokes posted today have been posted already. And probably by me.
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[/quote]Sorry about that....I promise I didn't mean to take credit for anyone of them...You'd always be the king of jokes. My humble apologies...they're not recycled from this website.
10-24-2005, 10:55 AM
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Originally Posted by jakethesnake' date='Oct 24 2005, 07:40 PM
[quote name='IrishEyes' date='Oct 24 2005, 10:23 AM'][quote name='jakethesnake' date='Oct 24 2005, 07:13 PM']A girl from Texas and a girl from New York were seated side by side on an airplane. The girl from Texas, being friendly and all, said: ?So, where y?all from??
The girl from New York said: ?From a place where they know better than to use a preposition at the end of a sentence.?
The girl from Texas sat quietly for a few moments and then replied: ?So, where y?all from, BITCH??
The girl from New York said: ?From a place where they know better than to use a preposition at the end of a sentence.?
The girl from Texas sat quietly for a few moments and then replied: ?So, where y?all from, BITCH??
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PS - Hate to say it Jake, but most of your other jokes posted today have been posted already. And probably by me.
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[/quote]Sorry about that....I promise I didn't mean to take credit for anyone of them...You'd always be the king of jokes. My humble apologies...they're not recycled from this website.
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[/quote]No apologies necessary at all. You were posting so fast I thought you were either going to crash the server or give yourself an anurism.
A lot of stuff goes thru this site and it is difficult to know whether it is worth posting items or not. On saying that, because there are so many new users it's probably worth posting them again anyway as the new users will not have looked thru the older stuff and some of the more persistent visitors might get a second chance to laugh again. Keep on pasting after the brain scans
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Originally Posted by IrishEyes' date='Oct 24 2005, 08:23 PM
[quote name='jakethesnake' date='Oct 24 2005, 07:13 PM']A girl from Texas and a girl from New York were seated side by side on an airplane. The girl from Texas, being friendly and all, said: ?So, where y?all from??
The girl from New York said: ?From a place where they know better than to use a preposition at the end of a sentence.?
The girl from Texas sat quietly for a few moments and then replied: ?So, where y?all from, BITCH??
The girl from New York said: ?From a place where they know better than to use a preposition at the end of a sentence.?
The girl from Texas sat quietly for a few moments and then replied: ?So, where y?all from, BITCH??
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PS - Hate to say it Jake, but most of your other jokes posted today have been posted already. And probably by me.
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[/quote]Who else?
10-24-2005, 01:10 PM
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Originally Posted by garehaan' date='Oct 24 2005, 08:46 PM
Who else?
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Actually where is he?
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