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Old Jul 19, 2005 | 02:54 AM
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One hot summer evening a man was walking in the countryside when he came upon a large pond which looked like a great place to swim.

Sure enough, as he neared the pond, he heard voices shouting and laughing with glee. As he came closer he saw there was a bunch of young women skinny dipping in the pond. Their clothes were lying on the bank in front of him. He made the women aware of his presence and they all went to the deep end of the pond.

One of the women shouted to him, "We're not coming out until you leave!"

The man replied: "It's O.K.! I didn't come down here to watch you ladies swim or make you get out of the pond naked. I only came to feed the alligator."
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Old Jul 19, 2005 | 02:59 PM
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Old Jul 19, 2005 | 03:15 PM
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awh how sweet it is!
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Old Jul 20, 2005 | 04:40 AM
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Old Jul 20, 2005 | 07:31 AM
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toooo funny
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Old Jul 21, 2005 | 10:34 AM
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I see the gators every day, but where are the naked women????
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Old Jul 21, 2005 | 01:12 PM
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gators are always hungry .
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Old Jul 21, 2005 | 03:18 PM
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Originally Posted by alohalc' date='Jul 21 2005, 11:12 PM
gators are always hungry ? .
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