The State shall remain nameless...
01-25-2005, 06:37 AM
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<span style='font-size:14pt;line-height:100%'>You Know You're From <insert state name here> when...</span>
1. Your house still has the "WIDE LOAD" sign on the back.
2. You've been married three times and still have the same in-laws.
3. You think a woman who is "out of your league" bowls on a different night.
4. Taking your wife on a cruise means circling the Dairy Queen.
5. You believe dual air bags refer to your wife and mother-in-law.
6. Your front porch collapses and four dogs git killed.
7. You go to your family reunion looking for a date.
8. Your Junior/Senior Prom had a Daycare.
9. You carried a fishing pole into Sea World.
10. Your huntin dawg had a litter of puppies in the living room and nobody noticed.
11. You can get dog hair from your belly button.
12. The Halloween pumpkin on your front porch has more teeth than your wife.
13. You had to remove a toothpick for your wedding pictures.
14. You consider your license plate personalized because your dad made it in prison.
15. You have a rag for a gas cap.
16. The blue book value of your truck goes up and down depending on how much gas it has in it.
17. You have to go outside to get something out of the 'fridge.
18. A seven course meal is a bucket of KFC and a sixpack.
19. One of your kids was born on a pool table.
20. You have spray painted your girlfriend's name on an overpass.
21. You've ever climbed a water tower with a bucket of paint to defend your sister's honor.
22. You can tell your age by the number of rings in the bathtub.
23. You can change the oil in your truck without ducking your head.
24. You own a homemade fur coat.
25. Your wife's job requires her to wear an orange vest.
26. On Thanksgiving Day you have to decide which pet to eat.
27. Your school fight song is "Dueling Banjos".
28. You think "taking out the trash" means taking your in-laws to a movie.
29. Your coffee table used to be a cable spool.
30. You got Clapper devices controling the appliances in your house.
31. You hammer bottle caps into the frame of your front door to make it look nice.
32. The Home Shopping operator recognizes your voice.
33. The taillight covers of your car are made of red tape.
34. You have every episode of Hee-Haw on tape.
35. Your father executes the "pull my finger" trick during Christmas dinner.
36. You think a hot tub is a stolen bathroom fixture.
37. The gas pedal on your car is shaped like a bare foot.
38. You think the French Riviera is a foreign car.
39. You wonder how service stations keep their restrooms so clean.
1. Your house still has the "WIDE LOAD" sign on the back.
2. You've been married three times and still have the same in-laws.
3. You think a woman who is "out of your league" bowls on a different night.
4. Taking your wife on a cruise means circling the Dairy Queen.
5. You believe dual air bags refer to your wife and mother-in-law.
6. Your front porch collapses and four dogs git killed.
7. You go to your family reunion looking for a date.
8. Your Junior/Senior Prom had a Daycare.
9. You carried a fishing pole into Sea World.
10. Your huntin dawg had a litter of puppies in the living room and nobody noticed.
11. You can get dog hair from your belly button.
12. The Halloween pumpkin on your front porch has more teeth than your wife.
13. You had to remove a toothpick for your wedding pictures.
14. You consider your license plate personalized because your dad made it in prison.
15. You have a rag for a gas cap.
16. The blue book value of your truck goes up and down depending on how much gas it has in it.
17. You have to go outside to get something out of the 'fridge.
18. A seven course meal is a bucket of KFC and a sixpack.
19. One of your kids was born on a pool table.
20. You have spray painted your girlfriend's name on an overpass.
21. You've ever climbed a water tower with a bucket of paint to defend your sister's honor.
22. You can tell your age by the number of rings in the bathtub.
23. You can change the oil in your truck without ducking your head.
24. You own a homemade fur coat.
25. Your wife's job requires her to wear an orange vest.
26. On Thanksgiving Day you have to decide which pet to eat.
27. Your school fight song is "Dueling Banjos".
28. You think "taking out the trash" means taking your in-laws to a movie.
29. Your coffee table used to be a cable spool.
30. You got Clapper devices controling the appliances in your house.
31. You hammer bottle caps into the frame of your front door to make it look nice.
32. The Home Shopping operator recognizes your voice.
33. The taillight covers of your car are made of red tape.
34. You have every episode of Hee-Haw on tape.
35. Your father executes the "pull my finger" trick during Christmas dinner.
36. You think a hot tub is a stolen bathroom fixture.
37. The gas pedal on your car is shaped like a bare foot.
38. You think the French Riviera is a foreign car.
39. You wonder how service stations keep their restrooms so clean.
01-25-2005, 07:04 AM
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Originally Posted by Iceman' date='Jan 25 2005, 05:00 PM
I think I'll try #9 the next time, just to see their reaction at SeaWorld.?
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01-25-2005, 12:57 PM
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Watch it guys! For those of us from down South here in the US, many of those are hitting a little too close to home, even if it does still have the Wide Load sign on the back! 
As for #34, I've only got the entire Hee Haw collection on tape because they haven't come out with the DVD box set yet. Maybe next Christmas!
As for #34, I've only got the entire Hee Haw collection on tape because they haven't come out with the DVD box set yet. Maybe next Christmas!
01-25-2005, 01:51 PM
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Originally Posted by kscarrol' date='Jan 25 2005, 10:57 PM
Watch it guys!? For those of us from down South here in the US, many of those are hitting a little too close to home, even if it does still have the Wide Load sign on the back!
As for #34, I've only got the entire Hee Haw collection on tape because they haven't come out with the DVD box set yet.? Maybe next Christmas!
As for #34, I've only got the entire Hee Haw collection on tape because they haven't come out with the DVD box set yet.? Maybe next Christmas!
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Being a non-native, could I ask what is hee-haw? I could guess but that would be too easy.
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01-25-2005, 02:04 PM
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Originally Posted by Iceman' date='Jan 26 2005, 12:00 AM
Brilliant.
Makes even more sense of the comments.
Now I know what it is, who is gonna volunteer on making a DVD copy for kscarroll ?
