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04-04-2005, 06:43 AM
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A woman goes into a bridal shop and asks the sales person for a white dress.
"Would a different colour not be more appropriate as this is your 4th wedding?", says the girl.
" I am still a virgin" replies the woman.
The girl looked confused.
The woman explained, my first husband was a psychologist - all he wanted to do was talk about it!
My second husband was a gynacologist - all he wanted to do was look at it!
My third husband was a stamp collector - God, I miss him!!!
"Would a different colour not be more appropriate as this is your 4th wedding?", says the girl.
" I am still a virgin" replies the woman.
The girl looked confused.
The woman explained, my first husband was a psychologist - all he wanted to do was talk about it!
My second husband was a gynacologist - all he wanted to do was look at it!
My third husband was a stamp collector - God, I miss him!!!
04-05-2005, 05:11 AM
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04-05-2005, 08:09 AM
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Originally Posted by garehaan' date='Apr 5 2005, 04:21 PM
I have to confess:
It took me a day to understand the joke?
It took me a day to understand the joke?
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04-05-2005, 09:41 AM
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Originally Posted by garehaan' date='Apr 5 2005, 09:21 AM
I have to confess:
It took me a day to understand the joke?
It took me a day to understand the joke?
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04-05-2005, 09:51 AM
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Originally Posted by cobradav' date='Apr 5 2005, 07:41 PM
[quote name='garehaan' date='Apr 5 2005, 09:21 AM']I have to confess:
It took me a day to understand the joke?
It took me a day to understand the joke?
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[/quote]If my tongue was long enough to lick my forehead...
04-05-2005, 01:38 PM
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Originally Posted by cobradav' date='Apr 5 2005, 06:41 PM
He said, while licking stamps off his forehead ?
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