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The German and the Prostitute
A German chap asks a prostitute for a shag and she tells him it's 50 dollars.
"Fine" he says, "but I'm a bit kinky". She agrees that this is OK as long as he doesn't do anything violent. They get back to her flat and he gets out four big springs attached to some straps.
"I want you to put one of these on each elbow and one on each knee" he asks. The prostitute is worried that she's getting into something a bit heavy, but she goes along with his request.
Then she is told to get down on all fours, naked, in front of him which she does grudgingly. Then he asks her to start bouncing up and down on the springs and finally he takes a duck call whistle from his pocket.
"Blow on this while I am shagging you" he tells her. So he's banging away at her from behind while she's bouncing on the springs blowing the duck whistle.
Suddenly she starts to enjoy the shagging, so much so in fact that she experiences the most fantastic orgasm she's ever had.
After they've finished she says "Wow, that was the most fantastic sex I've had in 25 years on the game, how the hell did you make it so good?"
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"Ah," he replies, "Foursprung Duck Technique".
A German chap asks a prostitute for a shag and she tells him it's 50 dollars.
"Fine" he says, "but I'm a bit kinky". She agrees that this is OK as long as he doesn't do anything violent. They get back to her flat and he gets out four big springs attached to some straps.
"I want you to put one of these on each elbow and one on each knee" he asks. The prostitute is worried that she's getting into something a bit heavy, but she goes along with his request.
Then she is told to get down on all fours, naked, in front of him which she does grudgingly. Then he asks her to start bouncing up and down on the springs and finally he takes a duck call whistle from his pocket.
"Blow on this while I am shagging you" he tells her. So he's banging away at her from behind while she's bouncing on the springs blowing the duck whistle.
Suddenly she starts to enjoy the shagging, so much so in fact that she experiences the most fantastic orgasm she's ever had.
After they've finished she says "Wow, that was the most fantastic sex I've had in 25 years on the game, how the hell did you make it so good?"
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"Ah," he replies, "Foursprung Duck Technique".
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Ok, I've been thinking about this for a couple of days now and while I understand most of it, I just can't imagine what the punch line refers to. What the heck is "Foursprung Duck Technique" supposed to be? Am I the only one? Is it a German word I don't know (there are many)? Do I need to er... bone-up on the Kama Sutra?
02-01-2005, 12:11 PM
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Originally Posted by DXXXi' date='Feb 1 2005, 09:48 PM
Ok,? I've been thinking about this for a couple of days now and while I understand most of it, I just can't imagine what the punch line refers to.? What the heck is "Foursprung Duck Technique" supposed to be?? Am I the only one?? Is it a German word I don't know (there are many)?? Do I need to er... bone-up on the Kama Sutra?
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To me, the advertising strapline 'Vorsprung Durch Technik', has been synonymous with Audi advertising for years on radio, TV and magazines. It's their equivalent of 'The Ultimate Driving Machine'. I'm not German but I think it refers to advancement through technology especially their quattro system. So, with some judicial use and play with the pronunciation of some english words, someone can end up having a great time with 'ladies of the evening' so to speak.
Hope it makes sense now.
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It is definitely Audi and definitely German. Just put "foursprung duck" into Google and you will pull up a plethora of joke pages, mostly German, running this story.
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Originally Posted by JDN' date='Feb 1 2005, 04:27 PM
It is definitely Audi and definitely German. Just put "foursprung duck" into Google and you will pull up a plethora of joke pages, mostly German, running this story.
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Originally Posted by JDN' date='Feb 1 2005, 11:27 PM
It is definitely Audi and definitely German. Just put "foursprung duck" into Google and you will pull up a plethora of joke pages, mostly German, running this story.
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Jeez, Isn't the Internet a wonderful thing. Just tried it and 'my' joke came up about a squillion times. Found a source for new material. Should have thought of that myself.
And all this time you've just been using it for porn!
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[/quote]And all this time you've just been using it for porn!
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Originally Posted by pbsaj' date='Feb 1 2005, 11:52 PM
Jeez, Isn't the Internet a wonderful thing. Just tried it and 'my' joke came up about a squillion times. Found a source for new material. Should have thought of that myself.
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[/quote]Is it that obvious. Wheres that paper tissue....
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Originally Posted by IrishEyes' date='Feb 1 2005, 03:11 PM
[quote name='DXXXi' date='Feb 1 2005, 09:48 PM']Ok,? I've been thinking about this for a couple of days now and while I understand most of it, I just can't imagine what the punch line refers to.? What the heck is "Foursprung Duck Technique" supposed to be?? Am I the only one?? Is it a German word I don't know (there are many)?? Do I need to er... bone-up on the Kama Sutra?
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To me, the advertising strapline 'Vorsprung Durch Technik', has been synonymous with Audi advertising for years on radio, TV and magazines. It's their equivalent of 'The Ultimate Driving Machine'. I'm not German but I think it refers to advancement through technology especially their quattro system. So, with some judicial use and play with the pronunciation of some english words, someone can end up having a great time with 'ladies of the evening' so to speak.
Hope it makes sense now.
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[/quote]Oh right, thanks. Never made the connection. I like the A4, don't really like the A6, like the A8, don't like the girly cars (the little coupe and convertible, whatever they are called) and haven't seen a new A3 yet. I guess I am Audi-neutral.