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Old 04-11-2006, 10:53 PM
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Hope this is not a Repost

A men walks to the check out counter with one toothbrush, one apple, one box of frozen dinner and a playboy magazine.

The lady at the check out counter ask "single huh?"

The guy replied "Yeah, how do you know?"

The lady replied "Cause you are ugly"
Old 04-12-2006, 10:49 AM
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LOL!
Hell yeah. Heard this before, but the roles were switched (male at register, female shopper with a girlie mag).

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LOL! this is a good one
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good one
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Originally Posted by AC_S5' post='268013' date='Apr 12 2006, 12:53 AM
Hope this is not a Repost

A men walks to the check out counter with one toothbrush, one apple, one box of frozen dinner and a playboy magazine.

The lady at the check out counter ask "single huh?"

The guy replied "Yeah, how do you know?"

The lady replied "Cause you are ugly"

No so funny mr.

I wonder why i said that?
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