The sign says it all

jagman · 2006-12-20 08:10:42

The signs that say it all On a Scientist's door: "Gone Fission". On a Taxidermist's window: "We really know our stuff." Outside a Hotel: "Help! We need inn-experienced people." At a Music Store: "Out to lunch. Bach at 12:30. Offenbach sooner." On a Music Teacher's door: "Out Chopin." On the door of a Music Library: "Bach in a min-u-et." In a Podiatrist's window: "Time wounds all heels." On Butcher's window: "Pleased to meat you." Outside a Radiator Repair Shop: "Best place in town to take a leak." In a Beauty Shop: "Dye now!" On the door of a Computer Store: "Out for a quick byte." In a Dry Cleaner's Emporium: "Drop your pants here." In a Podiatrist's office: "Time wounds all heels." On a Septic Tank Truck in Oregon: Yesterday's Meals on Wheels On a Church's Billboard: "7 days without God makes one weak." At a Tire Shop in Milwaukee: "Invite us to your next blowout." On a Plastic Surgeon's Office door: "Hello. Can we pick your nose?" At a Towing company: "We don't charge an arm and a leg. We want tows." At an Optometrist's Office : "If you don't see what you're looking for, you've come to the right place." On a Fence: "Salesmen welcome! Dog food is expensive!" At a Car Dealership: "The best way to get back on your feet - miss a car payment." Outside a Muffler Shop: "No appointment necessary We hear you coming." At the Electric Company: "We would be delighted if you sent in your payment. However, if you don't, you will be." In a Restaurant window: "Don't stand there and be hungry. Come on in and get fed up." In the front yard of a Funeral Home: "Drive carefully. We'll wait." At a Propane Filling Station : "Thank heaven for little grills." :wacko:

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12-19-2006, 11:10 PM

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The signs that say it all

On a Scientist's door: "Gone Fission".
On a Taxidermist's window: "We really know our stuff."
Outside a Hotel: "Help! We need inn-experienced people."
At a Music Store: "Out to lunch. Bach at 12:30. Offenbach sooner."
On a Music Teacher's door: "Out Chopin."
On the door of a Music Library: "Bach in a min-u-et."
In a Podiatrist's window: "Time wounds all heels."
On Butcher's window: "Pleased to meat you."
Outside a Radiator Repair Shop: "Best place in town to take a leak."
In a Beauty Shop: "Dye now!"
On the door of a Computer Store: "Out for a quick byte."
In a Dry Cleaner's Emporium: "Drop your pants here."
In a Podiatrist's office: "Time wounds all heels."
On a Septic Tank Truck in Oregon: Yesterday's Meals on Wheels
On a Church's Billboard: "7 days without God makes one weak."
At a Tire Shop in Milwaukee: "Invite us to your next blowout."
On a Plastic Surgeon's Office door: "Hello. Can we pick your nose?"
At a Towing company: "We don't charge an arm and a leg. We want tows."
At an Optometrist's Office : "If you don't see what you're looking for, you've come to the right place."
On a Fence: "Salesmen welcome! Dog food is expensive!"
At a Car Dealership: "The best way to get back on your feet - miss a car payment."
Outside a Muffler Shop: "No appointment necessary We hear you coming."
At the Electric Company: "We would be delighted if you sent in your payment. However, if you don't, you will be."
In a Restaurant window: "Don't stand there and be hungry. Come on in and get fed up."
In the front yard of a Funeral Home: "Drive carefully. We'll wait."
At a Propane Filling Station : "Thank heaven for little grills."

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Good Stuff.
Also.. Sign outside bar restroom: "Used Beer Department"

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Long long long ..but funy funny funy

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Long long long ..but funy funny funy

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