Shortest Essay
04-08-2005, 01:41 PM
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A university creative writing class was asked to write a concise essay containing the following elements:
1) Religion
2) Royalty
3) Sex
4) Mystery.
The prizewinner wrote:
"My God," said the queen, "I'm pregnant. I wonder who did it?"
1) Religion
2) Royalty
3) Sex
4) Mystery.
The prizewinner wrote:
"My God," said the queen, "I'm pregnant. I wonder who did it?"
04-08-2005, 01:43 PM
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Reminds me of the philosophy paper where the question was simply "Is this a question?". Someone's response was "If this is an answer."
04-09-2005, 02:38 PM
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When in school here in Ireland a good few years ago for a state exam we had to write an essy on the topic of "Bravery". The essay of a student who got top grades consisted of the folowing "This Is Bravery."
When in school here in Ireland a good few years ago for a state exam we had to write an essy on the topic of "Bravery". The essay of a student who got top grades consisted of the folowing "This Is Bravery."
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Originally Posted by IrishDriver' date='Apr 9 2005, 05:38 PM
When in school here in Ireland a good few years ago for a state exam we had to write an essy on the topic of "Bravery".? The essay of a student who got top grades consisted of the folowing "This Is Bravery."
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Originally Posted by BMW530' date='Apr 8 2005, 04:41 PM
A university creative writing class was asked to write a concise essay containing the following elements:
1)? Religion
2)? Royalty
3)? Sex
4)? Mystery.
The prizewinner wrote:
"My God," said the queen, "I'm pregnant. I wonder who did it?"
1)? Religion
2)? Royalty
3)? Sex
4)? Mystery.
The prizewinner wrote:
"My God," said the queen, "I'm pregnant. I wonder who did it?"
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