Short Scottish Joke
02-09-2008, 01:44 AM
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A bloke walks into a Glasgow library and says to the prim librarian, 'Excuse me Miss, dey ye hiv ony books on suicide?'
To which she stops doing her tasks, looks at him over the top of her glasses and says, 'Fook off, ye'll no bring it back!'
To which she stops doing her tasks, looks at him over the top of her glasses and says, 'Fook off, ye'll no bring it back!'
02-09-2008, 07:05 AM
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Damn thats cold, but funny! 
02-09-2008, 09:10 AM
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Very funny....I love the dark humor! 
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