Sean & Kylie
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Sean Connery was interviewed by Michael Parkinson, and bragged that despite his 72 years of age, he could still have sex three times a night.
Kylie Minogue, who was also a guest, looked intrigued. After the show, Kylie said, "Sean, if I am not being too forward, I'd love to have sex with an older man. Let's go back to my place."
So they go back to her place and have great sex. Afterwards, Sean says, "If you think that was good, let me sleep for half an hour, and we can have even better sex. But while I'm sleeping, hold 'Big Dave' in your left hand and 'the twins' in your right hand." Kylie looks a bit perplexed, but says, "Okay."
He sleeps for half an hour, awakens, and they have even better sex. Then Sean says, "Kylie, that was wonderful. But if you let me sleep for an hour, we can have the best sex yet. But this time, hold 'Big Dave' in your right hand, and the 'the twins' in your left hand."
Kylie is now used to the routine and complies. The results are mind blowing. Once it's all over, and the cigarettes are lit, Kylie asks "Sean, tell me, does my holding 'Big Dave' and 'the twins' stimulate you while you're sleeping?" Sean replies, "No, but the last time I slept with a slut from Melbourne, she stole my wallet".
Kylie Minogue, who was also a guest, looked intrigued. After the show, Kylie said, "Sean, if I am not being too forward, I'd love to have sex with an older man. Let's go back to my place."
So they go back to her place and have great sex. Afterwards, Sean says, "If you think that was good, let me sleep for half an hour, and we can have even better sex. But while I'm sleeping, hold 'Big Dave' in your left hand and 'the twins' in your right hand." Kylie looks a bit perplexed, but says, "Okay."
He sleeps for half an hour, awakens, and they have even better sex. Then Sean says, "Kylie, that was wonderful. But if you let me sleep for an hour, we can have the best sex yet. But this time, hold 'Big Dave' in your right hand, and the 'the twins' in your left hand."
Kylie is now used to the routine and complies. The results are mind blowing. Once it's all over, and the cigarettes are lit, Kylie asks "Sean, tell me, does my holding 'Big Dave' and 'the twins' stimulate you while you're sleeping?" Sean replies, "No, but the last time I slept with a slut from Melbourne, she stole my wallet".
........ Ohhhhh! 
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Originally Posted by garehaan' date='Mar 21 2005, 08:40 AM
? ? Big Dave & the Twins again!
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Did the joke make u laugh or was it the term 'Dave and the twins'.
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Originally Posted by IrishEyes' date='Mar 21 2005, 12:30 PM
[quote name='garehaan' date='Mar 21 2005, 08:40 AM']?? ?
Big Dave & the Twins again!
?? ? Big Dave & the Twins again!
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Did the joke make u laugh or was it the term 'Dave and the twins'.
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[/quote]Both, especially sl*t from Melbourne.
I already didn't like her in the old days when she featured in some dull Aussy soap like "neighbours" correct me if 'm wrong. And I really started disliking her when Stock Aitken and Waterman used her for some thrash like "lokomotion" Things even got worse when they threw in Jason Donovan (hahaha)
Like or dislike, she is succesful nonetheless. Being put both feet on the ground with just a note like (slut from Melbourne) that is simply hilarious.
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