Scary Taxi Ride
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A passenger in a taxi leaned forward to ask the driver a question and tapped him on the shoulder. The driver screamed, lost control of the cab, nearly hit a bus, drove up over the curb, and stopped just inches from a large plate glass window.
For a few moments everything was silent in the cab, and then the still shaking driver said, "I'm sorry, but you scared the daylights out of me."
The frightened passenger apologized to the driver, and said he didn't realize a mere tap on the shoulder could frighten him so much.
The driver replied, "No, no, I'm sorry. It's my entire fault. Today is my first day driving a cab.... I've been driving a hearse for the last 35 years"
For a few moments everything was silent in the cab, and then the still shaking driver said, "I'm sorry, but you scared the daylights out of me."
The frightened passenger apologized to the driver, and said he didn't realize a mere tap on the shoulder could frighten him so much.
The driver replied, "No, no, I'm sorry. It's my entire fault. Today is my first day driving a cab.... I've been driving a hearse for the last 35 years"
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Originally Posted by BetterMakeWay' post='322229' date='Aug 13 2006, 10:11 PM
Ok i laughed even though i'm not sure what a hearse is...
It's the last car you will use, on your way to the cemetery...
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Originally Posted by Iceman' post='322230' date='Aug 13 2006, 11:17 PM
Well, it's not an ambulance, but somebody lies in the back of the car...
It's the last car you will use, on your way to the cemetery...
It's the last car you will use, on your way to the cemetery...