Rye Bread
10-05-2007, 06:37 AM
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Two old guys, one 80 and one 87, were sitting on their usual park bench
> one morning.
> The 87 year old had just finished his morning jog and wasn't even short
> of breath.
> The 80 year old was amazed at his friend's stamina and asked him what
> he did to have so much energy.
> The 87 year old said "Well, I eat rye bread every day. It keeps your
> energy level high and you'll have great stamina with the ladies."
>
> So, on the way home, the 80 year old stops at the bakery. As he was
> looking around, the lady asked if he needed any help. He said, "Do you
> have any rye bread?"
>
> She said, "Yes, there's a whole shelf of it. Would you like some?"
> He said, "I want 5 loaves.
> She said, "My goodness, 5 loaves...by the time you get to the 5th loaf,
> it will be hard"
>
> He replied, "I can't believe it, everybody in the world knows about
> this shit but me."
> one morning.
> The 87 year old had just finished his morning jog and wasn't even short
> of breath.
> The 80 year old was amazed at his friend's stamina and asked him what
> he did to have so much energy.
> The 87 year old said "Well, I eat rye bread every day. It keeps your
> energy level high and you'll have great stamina with the ladies."
>
> So, on the way home, the 80 year old stops at the bakery. As he was
> looking around, the lady asked if he needed any help. He said, "Do you
> have any rye bread?"
>
> She said, "Yes, there's a whole shelf of it. Would you like some?"
> He said, "I want 5 loaves.
> She said, "My goodness, 5 loaves...by the time you get to the 5th loaf,
> it will be hard"
>
> He replied, "I can't believe it, everybody in the world knows about
> this shit but me."
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Originally Posted by Eugene134' post='478277' date='Oct 5 2007, 10:37 AM
Two old guys, one 80 and one 87, were sitting on their usual park bench
> one morning.
> The 87 year old had just finished his morning jog and wasn't even short
> of breath.
> The 80 year old was amazed at his friend's stamina and asked him what
> he did to have so much energy.
> The 87 year old said "Well, I eat rye bread every day. It keeps your
> energy level high and you'll have great stamina with the ladies."
>
> So, on the way home, the 80 year old stops at the bakery. As he was
> looking around, the lady asked if he needed any help. He said, "Do you
> have any rye bread?"
>
> She said, "Yes, there's a whole shelf of it. Would you like some?"
> He said, "I want 5 loaves.
> She said, "My goodness, 5 loaves...by the time you get to the 5th loaf,
> it will be hard"
>
> He replied, "I can't believe it, everybody in the world knows about
> this shit but me."
> one morning.
> The 87 year old had just finished his morning jog and wasn't even short
> of breath.
> The 80 year old was amazed at his friend's stamina and asked him what
> he did to have so much energy.
> The 87 year old said "Well, I eat rye bread every day. It keeps your
> energy level high and you'll have great stamina with the ladies."
>
> So, on the way home, the 80 year old stops at the bakery. As he was
> looking around, the lady asked if he needed any help. He said, "Do you
> have any rye bread?"
>
> She said, "Yes, there's a whole shelf of it. Would you like some?"
> He said, "I want 5 loaves.
> She said, "My goodness, 5 loaves...by the time you get to the 5th loaf,
> it will be hard"
>
> He replied, "I can't believe it, everybody in the world knows about
> this shit but me."
good one
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