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08-25-2006, 03:37 PM
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A: A towel
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A. Because of the coffin
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A: A garbage truck.
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A: A towel
Q. Why was the hearse horse hoarse?
A. Because of the coffin
Q: What has four wheels and flies?
A: A garbage truck.
Q: How many sheep does it take to make one wool sweater?
A: I didn't even know sheep could knit!
Q: How do you get ten English teachers to agree on the best teaching method?
A: Shoot nine of them.
Q: What did the cannibal who was late for dinner get?
A: The cold shoulder.
