Relationship with your Bimmer.
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From: Houston, Texas
My Ride: 2005 BMW 545i, Silver Grey, Sport Package, R. Shades, Cold Pkg, Sat. Rad., Prem. Sound.
Thanks for the colorful responses to my topics. I hope everyone is getting a kick.
Now lets describe the relationship with your bimmer in poetic terms. Pro poets, please forgive us for we (some of us) are amateurs. We have fanatic, enthusiasts, eveyday car owner, and viewers on this forum.
In poetic terms, describe your feelings (relationship) with your bimmer. It could be one word, one sentence, or several stanzas. Here's my example,
Some say you have angelic eyes,
With me behind the wheel makes you a devil in deguise.
At over two tons, your v8 makes you feel like a feather
Since I know you'll get me out of any kind of weather.
People complain about iDrive and do the cussing,
IDrive for me means I drive while you (bimmer) do the adjusting.
Silver-Grey, sports, and black interiors give you a natural tint,
Rest assure that while with me, you'll be in condition's mint.
People criticize the look of your back end,
No worry, I'll pass them up so often they will amend.
I plan to keep you for years to come,
You are part of the family now, so you are always welcome.
Tell me your version.
Now lets describe the relationship with your bimmer in poetic terms. Pro poets, please forgive us for we (some of us) are amateurs. We have fanatic, enthusiasts, eveyday car owner, and viewers on this forum.
In poetic terms, describe your feelings (relationship) with your bimmer. It could be one word, one sentence, or several stanzas. Here's my example,
Some say you have angelic eyes,
With me behind the wheel makes you a devil in deguise.
At over two tons, your v8 makes you feel like a feather
Since I know you'll get me out of any kind of weather.
People complain about iDrive and do the cussing,
IDrive for me means I drive while you (bimmer) do the adjusting.
Silver-Grey, sports, and black interiors give you a natural tint,
Rest assure that while with me, you'll be in condition's mint.
People criticize the look of your back end,
No worry, I'll pass them up so often they will amend.
I plan to keep you for years to come,
You are part of the family now, so you are always welcome.
Tell me your version.
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[quote name='Bimmer32' date='Aug 31 2005, 02:22 PM']Thanks for the colorful responses to my topics.
you got to be kidding
cheers
vern
you got to be kidding
cheers
vern
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My Ride: My ex-ride: EU '08 LCI 520dA. Space Grey, Sport Seats in Black Leather/Fabric Anthracite, Sport Steering Wheel, A/C with Extended Features, Hi-Fi Speakers, Cup Holders, Cruise with Braking function, Folding Rear Seats, Xenons, Park Distance Control.
"I Drive, she Squeaks".
Class of '79, Brighton High School, MI
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From: Chicago
My Ride: #1: 2004 545i; 6-speed manual; Sport Package; Mystic Blue with a gray leather interior and Anthracite wood; CWP; Logic 7.
#2: 2010 535xi Touring; Automatic.
I think that I shall never see
A thing so lovely as an E Sixty.
Concave, convex, it?s a Bangled heaven,
It corners like on rails, 0 to 60 in 5.7.
Sick flat in curves and fatass tires,
It?s more than just metal, rubber, leather, and wires.
Those who don?t ?get it? don?t understand why, but
BMW doesn?t give them away, so they don?t have to buy.
What is bad about a cyborg? Why not metal plus gene?
Why a soul in a man, but not in a man plus machine?
I have never felt quite so alive
As when I?m mated by stick to my 545.
A thing so lovely as an E Sixty.
Concave, convex, it?s a Bangled heaven,
It corners like on rails, 0 to 60 in 5.7.
Sick flat in curves and fatass tires,
It?s more than just metal, rubber, leather, and wires.
Those who don?t ?get it? don?t understand why, but
BMW doesn?t give them away, so they don?t have to buy.
What is bad about a cyborg? Why not metal plus gene?
Why a soul in a man, but not in a man plus machine?
I have never felt quite so alive
As when I?m mated by stick to my 545.
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From: Long Island, NY
My Ride: 2008 535i: June 6th start build, complete June 17th, at NY Port July 5th, at dealer July 10th, took delivery Friday July 13- Plantimum Bronze/Natural Brown Leather/Light Poplar, Sport Package, Sport Auto, Active Steering, Premium Package, CWP & PDC. Dinan Performance Software 384hp & 421 ft/lbs.
OK, another side to this forum...
I sit in my crib thinking of her,
Her curves, her movements, her purr.
I'm a different man while on top,
With each turn, each go, each stop.
I ride her hard; sometimes I feel bad,
But she gives it back, she's never sad.
She makes me feel younger and stronger everywhere I go,
That's why I love her, she is my Ho.
I sit in my crib thinking of her,
Her curves, her movements, her purr.
I'm a different man while on top,
With each turn, each go, each stop.
I ride her hard; sometimes I feel bad,
But she gives it back, she's never sad.
She makes me feel younger and stronger everywhere I go,
That's why I love her, she is my Ho.
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From: Central Cal, California USA
My Ride: -SOLD- 530i Alpine White. Sport package, comfort seat package, premium sound package, power rear shade, premium package, rear red reflectors, and adaptive headlights with xenon’s
Originally Posted by pennetta' date='Aug 31 2005, 04:03 PM
OK, another side to this forum...
I sit in my crib thinking of her,
Her curves, her movements, her purr.
I'm a different man while on top,
With each turn, each go, each stop.
I ride her hard; sometimes I feel bad,
But she gives it back, she's never sad.
She makes me feel younger and stronger everywhere I go,
That's why I love her, she is my Ho.
I sit in my crib thinking of her,
Her curves, her movements, her purr.
I'm a different man while on top,
With each turn, each go, each stop.
I ride her hard; sometimes I feel bad,
But she gives it back, she's never sad.
She makes me feel younger and stronger everywhere I go,
That's why I love her, she is my Ho.
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