Really cute girl at really cutes girls burger van
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Went to get a burger today at a race cart session and this really fuc*ing hot-assed girl in front of me was being served by by a really fu*king hot-assed serving girl. She had ordered a bacon and egg sandwich and whilst the hot-assed cooking girl was frying her egg she said to the other one to do you want it HARD or RUNNY. The hungry hot-assed chick answered HARD. I of course cancelled my burger and went straight to the gents toilets with that thought! 
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So it appears that the really fu*king hot-assed serving girl had nice buns.
For the burger that is.
For the burger that is.
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Originally Posted by Merv the Derv' date='Jun 29 2005, 04:36 PM
I of course cancelled my burger and went straight? to the gents toilets with that thought!? ? ? ? ? ?
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Originally Posted by Merv the Derv' date='Jun 29 2005, 04:36 PM
I of course cancelled my burger and went straight? to the gents toilets with that thought!? ? ? ? ? ?
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07-02-2005, 12:36 PM
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Originally Posted by IrishEyes' date='Jul 2 2005, 12:36 AM
Just thinking, maybe you should change your name to Merv_the_Perv?
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Originally Posted by Merv the Derv' date='Jun 29 2005, 11:36 PM
Went to get a burger today at a race cart session and this really fuc*ing hot-assed girl in front of me was being served by by a really fu*king hot-assed serving girl. She had ordered a bacon and egg sandwich and whilst the hot-assed cooking girl was frying her egg she said to the other one to do you want it HARD or RUNNY. The hungry hot-assed chick answered HARD. I of course cancelled my burger and went straight? to the gents toilets with that thought!? ? ? ? ? ?
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WHY you did not say it
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07-02-2005, 03:15 PM
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Originally Posted by IrishEyes' date='Jul 1 2005, 05:36 PM
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Originally Posted by Merv the Derv' date='Jul 3 2005, 02:15 AM
[quote name='IrishEyes' date='Jul 1 2005, 05:36 PM'][quote name='Merv the Derv' date='Jun 29 2005, 04:36 PM'] I of course cancelled my burger and went straight? to the gents toilets with that thought!? ? ? ? ? ?
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