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01-30-2005, 07:44 PM
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01-30-2005, 07:54 PM
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A soldier came to a fork in the road and saw
a nun standing there. He asked her, "Please
Sister, may I hide under your skirts for a few
minutes. I'll explain WHY later. "The nun agreed
to his request. Shortly thereafter, the two MPs
came running along and asked her if she had
seen a soldier running down the road. She
replied, "He went that way." After the MPs
disappeared, the soldier crawled out from
underher skirt and said." I can't thank you
enough Sister, but you see I don't want to go
to Iraq." The nun said she can fully understand
the fear. The soldier added , "I hope you don't
think me rude or impertinent, but you have the
most beautiful pair of legs I've ever seen !" The
nun replied," If you had looked a little higher,
you would have seen the most beautiful pair of
balls you've ever seen! I don't want to go to Iraq
either" .
a nun standing there. He asked her, "Please
Sister, may I hide under your skirts for a few
minutes. I'll explain WHY later. "The nun agreed
to his request. Shortly thereafter, the two MPs
came running along and asked her if she had
seen a soldier running down the road. She
replied, "He went that way." After the MPs
disappeared, the soldier crawled out from
underher skirt and said." I can't thank you
enough Sister, but you see I don't want to go
to Iraq." The nun said she can fully understand
the fear. The soldier added , "I hope you don't
think me rude or impertinent, but you have the
most beautiful pair of legs I've ever seen !" The
nun replied," If you had looked a little higher,
you would have seen the most beautiful pair of
balls you've ever seen! I don't want to go to Iraq
either" .
01-31-2005, 04:06 AM
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I think i'm the lowest here.. i get only 14 correct.. 
maybe because i have not seen any real one before. haha 
maybe because i have not seen any real one before. haha
01-31-2005, 05:30 AM
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Originally Posted by soc_fans' date='Jan 31 2005, 08:06 AM
I think i'm the lowest here.. i get only 14 correct..? maybe because i have not seen any real one before. haha?
maybe because i have not seen any real one before. haha? [snapback]85052[/snapback]
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