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Old 05-07-2008, 11:09 AM
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If you've ever worked for a boss that reacts before getting the facts and
thinking things through, you will love this!

A large company, feeling it was time for a shakeup, hired a new CEO. The
new boss was determined to rid the company of all slackers.

On a tour of the facilities, the CEO noticed a guy leaning on a wall. The
room was full of workers and he wanted to let them know that he meant
business. He walked up to the guy leaning against the wall and asked,
'How much money do you make a week?'

A little surprised, the young man looked at him and replied, 'I make $400
a week. Why?'

The CEO then handed the guy $1,600 in cash and screamed, 'Here's four
weeks' pay, now GET OUT OF HERE and don't come back.'

Feeling pretty good about himself, the CEO looked around the room and
asked, 'Does anyone want to tell me what that goof-ball did around here?'

From across the room came a voice, 'Pizza delivery guy from Domino's.
Old 05-07-2008, 11:33 AM
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Originally Posted by IrishEyes' post='575975' date='May 7 2008, 03:09 PM
If you've ever worked for a boss that reacts before getting the facts and
thinking things through, you will love this!

A large company, feeling it was time for a shakeup, hired a new CEO. The
new boss was determined to rid the company of all slackers.

On a tour of the facilities, the CEO noticed a guy leaning on a wall. The
room was full of workers and he wanted to let them know that he meant
business. He walked up to the guy leaning against the wall and asked,
'How much money do you make a week?'

A little surprised, the young man looked at him and replied, 'I make $400
a week. Why?'

The CEO then handed the guy $1,600 in cash and screamed, 'Here's four
weeks' pay, now GET OUT OF HERE and don't come back.'

Feeling pretty good about himself, the CEO looked around the room and
asked, 'Does anyone want to tell me what that goof-ball did around here?'

From across the room came a voice, 'Pizza delivery guy from Domino's.

Aww Irish...

You usually have good ones

That one calls for the *GONG* lol
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