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Old 04-09-2006 | 11:55 PM
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Old 04-09-2006 | 11:57 PM
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Fish needs small worm, while women needs bigger ones?

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Old 04-10-2006 | 12:52 AM
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The fish tail is rarely the choice piece.
Old 04-10-2006 | 01:51 AM
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Originally Posted by amigo525' post='266838' date='Apr 9 2006, 07:30 PM
What is the different between a fish and a woman?

Your answer please!
This is a woman:



And this is a fish:



If you can't tell the difference then professional help may be required .......
Old 04-10-2006 | 03:56 AM
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Originally Posted by amigo525' post='266838' date='Apr 9 2006, 12:30 PM
What is the different between a fish and a woman?

Your answer please!

ANSWER:

FISH: A FISH MOVES HER TAIL AND GOES AWAY
WOMAN: A WOMAN MOVES HER TAIL AND "COME"

(Escuse me if i offended anyone out there with my joke.) (I really mean that, especially to the ladies and those guys behind the closet) -- hey let me add few more humor.
Old 04-12-2006 | 02:37 AM
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somebody told me before but i really forgot the answer . so i guess they are both stink .
Old 04-12-2006 | 03:23 AM
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Originally Posted by alohalc' post='268043' date='Apr 12 2006, 04:37 AM
somebody told me before but i really forgot the answer . so i guess they are both stink .

The answer in case you did not read it:

ANSWER:

FISH: A FISH MOVES HER TAIL AND GOES AWAY
WOMAN: A WOMAN MOVES HER TAIL AND "COME"

(Escuse me if i offended anyone out there with my joke.) (I really mean that, especially to the ladies and those guys behind the closet) -- hey let me add few more humor.
Old 04-13-2006 | 01:06 AM
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Originally Posted by alohalc' post='268043' date='Apr 12 2006, 06:37 PM
somebody told me before but i really forgot the answer . so i guess they are both stink .
That's something in common right?
Old 04-13-2006 | 10:43 PM
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funny to read the differences...I learn more and more about guys and how they think

a question in return...what's the difference between men and pigs...if any

No offence Amigo
Old 04-14-2006 | 01:15 AM
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Originally Posted by miss525i' post='268902' date='Apr 14 2006, 01:43 AM
a question in return...what's the difference between men and pigs...if any
how about both can be fed to women

anyways:

actually science says that pigs are extremely intellgent animals. more then we think and know. it is the humans that made the pig to be a dirty smelly animal.... so don't blame the pigs
don't some celebs have pigs as a pet??


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