Pour me a stiff one
11-30-2007, 03:32 AM
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Walking into the bar, O'Reilly said to Charlie the bartender
"Pour me a stiff one - just had another fight with the little woman.
"Oh yeah," said Charlie, "And how did this one end?"
"When it was over," O'Reilly replied, "she came to me on her hands and knees."
"Really," said Charlie, "now that's a switch! What did she say?"
She said, "Come out from under the bed, you little chicken shit."
"Pour me a stiff one - just had another fight with the little woman.
"Oh yeah," said Charlie, "And how did this one end?"
"When it was over," O'Reilly replied, "she came to me on her hands and knees."
"Really," said Charlie, "now that's a switch! What did she say?"
She said, "Come out from under the bed, you little chicken shit."
11-30-2007, 03:50 AM
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11-30-2007, 06:47 AM
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Good one - think I'll send that one to a good Irish friend "Father Pat" as we affectionately call him
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