The Post Whore Handbook
04-29-2009, 03:18 PM
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Originally Posted by craigm1841' post='862977' date='Apr 29 2009, 02:53 PM
Its time to call everyone out. I am a post whore, I dabble in a handful of methods. What is your method? I will list some, you can add to the list, or just decide if you are one of the following... or just post whore using one of the following methods...
1. My Favorite, the short douchebag response. Even if i dont know what the answer to your question is, I will provide something... value or not. This provides comic relief for other members, and makes my post questionable as to the level of whoreness.
2. Another one of my top methods... "how many posts can i post in this thread" as a method. this is merely to fluff my numbers, but also provide something useful, like my "demotivational thread", or "bmw wannabe thread".
3. Others use the +1 method to post whore. This is really the easiest way to post whore and doesnt provide anything of any real value.
4. Others like to use the
method, which essentially the same as +1, however, it is used in lieu of "+1" when there is nothing to agree with. Usually these are the same members of the +1ers.
5. The repost nazis. You post something funny, and 19 people tell you it is a repost. I think there sole purpose on the forums is to spot reposters. This is a part time job in the lounge.
6. The "newbie welcomers". Just go in every new guys thread and dont answer their question. just give them a "welcome" or go the extra mile with
-this requires typing two extra colons
7. The photo shop whores. These are the best. Like my methods, they are providing comic relief to the community.
... what are you? what have i missed?
1. My Favorite, the short douchebag response. Even if i dont know what the answer to your question is, I will provide something... value or not. This provides comic relief for other members, and makes my post questionable as to the level of whoreness.
2. Another one of my top methods... "how many posts can i post in this thread" as a method. this is merely to fluff my numbers, but also provide something useful, like my "demotivational thread", or "bmw wannabe thread".
3. Others use the +1 method to post whore. This is really the easiest way to post whore and doesnt provide anything of any real value.
4. Others like to use the
method, which essentially the same as +1, however, it is used in lieu of "+1" when there is nothing to agree with. Usually these are the same members of the +1ers.5. The repost nazis. You post something funny, and 19 people tell you it is a repost. I think there sole purpose on the forums is to spot reposters. This is a part time job in the lounge.
6. The "newbie welcomers". Just go in every new guys thread and dont answer their question. just give them a "welcome" or go the extra mile with
-this requires typing two extra colons7. The photo shop whores. These are the best. Like my methods, they are providing comic relief to the community.
... what are you? what have i missed?
04-29-2009, 03:20 PM
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2008 328I Convertible, Sapphire black on beige interior. Premium package, NAV, iPod adapter.
Retired: 2002 325I, Titanium silver on black leather. Premium package. Absolutely stock and proud of it.
Originally Posted by Brit_in_NJ' post='862982' date='Apr 29 2009, 02:58 PM
+1 
04-29-2009, 05:00 PM
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My Ride: 2007 530i. Purchased 6/28/07. Titanium Silver Metallic, Black Dakota Leather, Dark Poplar Trim, Steptronic, Premium Package, Cold Weather Package, Bluetooth, Adaptive Control Xenons. 10/30/07 Added OEM 124s with 245/40/18 & 275/35/18 Michelin Pilot Sport A/S tires. Installed red Cal Covers� from BavAuto. 11/21/07 Added OEM all-weather floor mats (for winter, carpet in summer) and coat rack. 6/26/08 installed M5-style rear spoiler. 6/30/08 put on red reflectors. 8/22/08 Euro turn signal stickers applied. 3/20/09 Installed Shadowline Trim. 3/27/09 Added Matte Black Kidney Grilles from Trinity. 4/03/09 Installed Bimmian Shadow Matte Black 530i Badges. 4/04/09 Installed LED license plate lights from Trinity. 5/01/09 Installed Brabus Interior LED Kit and White Angel Eyes. 5/02/09 Put in Brabus 6K Fogs. 5/14/09 Removed charcoal filter. 5/15/09 Installed light smoke LED side marker lamps from Trinity. 5/21/09 Sprint Booster. 6/12/09 Painted exhaust tips flat black. 6/13/09 Pulled red Cal Covers and painted calipers low gloss black. 6/27/09 RPI Ram Air Scoop from Trinity. 8/15/09 Installed Brabus's silver invisibulbs front and rear. 9/24/09 Installed R-Dash license plate LEDs from Brabaus (John).
Originally Posted by craigm1841' post='863191' date='Apr 29 2009, 04:40 PM
the good 'ol one time picture posts. i will never live that one down. i had like 104 posts in one day from that. that was the day that prompted my intervention
http://forums.e60.net/index.php?showtopic=74838
You SAID you were limiting yourself to eight per day. You've not only let US down, Craig, you've let yourself down also. Clearly, you've relapsed.
Live! Dammit! Live!
04-29-2009, 05:37 PM
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I think Craig is looking for a good reason for a member to recommend the "prescription" for a very bad case of PWA, as referenced in your thread Cal 
04-29-2009, 06:32 PM
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My Ride: 2007 530i. Purchased 6/28/07. Titanium Silver Metallic, Black Dakota Leather, Dark Poplar Trim, Steptronic, Premium Package, Cold Weather Package, Bluetooth, Adaptive Control Xenons. 10/30/07 Added OEM 124s with 245/40/18 & 275/35/18 Michelin Pilot Sport A/S tires. Installed red Cal Covers� from BavAuto. 11/21/07 Added OEM all-weather floor mats (for winter, carpet in summer) and coat rack. 6/26/08 installed M5-style rear spoiler. 6/30/08 put on red reflectors. 8/22/08 Euro turn signal stickers applied. 3/20/09 Installed Shadowline Trim. 3/27/09 Added Matte Black Kidney Grilles from Trinity. 4/03/09 Installed Bimmian Shadow Matte Black 530i Badges. 4/04/09 Installed LED license plate lights from Trinity. 5/01/09 Installed Brabus Interior LED Kit and White Angel Eyes. 5/02/09 Put in Brabus 6K Fogs. 5/14/09 Removed charcoal filter. 5/15/09 Installed light smoke LED side marker lamps from Trinity. 5/21/09 Sprint Booster. 6/12/09 Painted exhaust tips flat black. 6/13/09 Pulled red Cal Covers and painted calipers low gloss black. 6/27/09 RPI Ram Air Scoop from Trinity. 8/15/09 Installed Brabus's silver invisibulbs front and rear. 9/24/09 Installed R-Dash license plate LEDs from Brabaus (John).
Originally Posted by craigm1841' post='863552' date='Apr 29 2009, 09:13 PM
I have a very active and social lifestyle 
i have very slow days at work!
i have very slow days at work!
04-30-2009, 02:09 AM
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Whoring is prohibited in Sweden. Hope you understand.
Have a nice last of April day (Valborg) and a fine first of May (labour day)
Have a nice last of April day (Valborg) and a fine first of May (labour day)
04-30-2009, 07:21 AM
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Originally Posted by UrbanTiger' post='863933' date='Apr 30 2009, 05:09 AM
Whoring is prohibited in Sweden. Hope you understand.
Have a nice last of April day (Valborg) and a fine first of May (labour day)
Have a nice last of April day (Valborg) and a fine first of May (labour day)