After getting all of Pope Benedict's luggage loaded into the limo (and he
doesn't travel light), the driver noticed that the Pope was still standing
on the curb.
"Excuse me, Your Eminence," said the driver, "would you please take your
seat so we can leave?"
"Well, to tell you the truth," said the Pope, "they never let me drive at
the Vatican, and I'd really like to drive today."
"I'm sorry, but I cannot let you do that. I'd lose my job!
And what if something should happen?" protested the driver, wishing he'd
never gone to work that morning.

"There might be something extra in it for you," said the Pope.
Reluctantly, the driver got in the back as the Pope climbed in behind the
wheel.
The driver quickly regretted his decision when, after exiting the airport,
the Supreme Pontiff floored it, accelerating the limo to 105 mph.
"Please slow down, Your Holiness!!!" pleaded the worried driver, but the
Pope kept the pedal to the metal until they heard sirens.

"Oh no, I'm gonna lose my license," moaned the driver.

The Pope pulled over and rolled down the window as the cop approached, but
the cop took one look at him, went back to his motorcycle, and got on the
radio.

"I need to talk to the Chief," he said to the dispatcher.
The Chief got on the radio and the cop told him that he'd stopped a limo
going a hundred an five.
"So bust him," said the Chief.
"I don't think we want to do that; he's really important," said the cop.
Then the Chief exclaimed, "All the more reason!"
"No, I mean really important," said the cop.
The Chief then asked, "Who ya got there, the mayor?"
Cop: "Bigger."
Chief: "Governor?"
Cop: "Bigger."
"Well," said the Chief, "who is it?"
Cop: "I think it's God!"
Chief: "What makes you think it's God?"
Cop: "He's got the Pope for a limo driver!"

 

Better let him go!

 

hahahahaha wouldnt want God to be late now

 

 

heh never heard that one before