Points to Ponder (Part 1)
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My Ride: My Drive ……X5 3.0d Sport 2004, Sunroof, 6 Speed Auto, SATNAV, TV, Blue Tooth, Sterling Grey, Beige Leather, Folding Mirrors, Auto Dipping Mirrors, 6 CD, Poplar Wood Interior, Sun Protection Glass, Comfort Screen, Heated Seats.
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Three sayings that can help with life
“Shy boys get nothing”
“You are confusing me with someone who gives a damn”
“If you want a friend buy a dog”
I have wondered at times what the Ten Commandments would have looked like if Moses had run them through the US Congress.
-- Ronald Reagan
I am not the boss of my house. I don't know when I lost it. I don't know if I ever had it. But I have seen the boss's job and I do not want it.
-- Bill Cosby
I either Get what I want or I change my mind.
-- Dreams For An Insomniac
I have lots of ideas. Trouble is, most of them suck.
-- George Carlin
If you can't beat them, arrange to have them beaten.
-- George Carlin
I like long walks, especially when they are taken by people who annoy me.
-- Fred Allen
If you can't convince them, confuse them.
-- Harry S. Truman
There are three kinds of lies: lies, damned lies, and statistics.
-- Mark Twain
Nothing is over until we decide it is. Was it over when the Germans bombed Pearl Harbor? Hell no!!
-- Animal House
A synonym is a word you use when you can't spell the word you first thought of.
-- Burt Bacharach
People are too durable, that's their main trouble. They can do too much to themselves, they last too long.
-- Bertolt Brecht
You couldn't get a clue during the clue mating season in a field full of horny clues if you smeared your body with clue musk and did the clue mating dance.
-- Edward Flaherty
I don't mind going back to daylight saving time. With inflation, the hour will be the only thing I've saved all year.
-- Victor Borge
I'm short enough and ugly enough to succeed on my own.
-- Woody Allen
Man, of all the animals, is probably the only one to regard himself as a great delicacy.
-- Jacques Cousteau
He swallowed a lot of wisdom, but all of it seems to have gone down the wrong way.
-- Georg C. Lichtenberg
Those who cannot remember the past will spend a lot of time looking for their cars in mall parking lots.
-- Jay Trachman
If you want to forget all your other troubles, wear too tight shoes.
-- Source Unknown
The first sign of maturity is the discovery that the volume knob also turns to the left.
-- Jerry M. Wright
The trouble with born-again Christians is that they are an even bigger pain the second time around.
-- Herb Caen
My mother's menu consisted of two choices: Take it or leave it.
-- Buddy Hackett
Cleaning your house while your kids are still growing is like shoveling the walk before it stops snowing.
-- Phyllis Diller
If you think nobody cares if you're alive, try missing a couple of car payments.
-- Flip Wilson
These childhood memories - I have them often, but can usually keep them under control with the use of drugs.
-- Dave Barry
I never know whether to pity or congratulate a man on coming to his senses.
-- William M. Thackeray
If you read a lot of books, you're considered well-read. But if you watch a lot of TV, you're not considered well-viewed.
-- Lily Tomlin
Sir, you are like a pin, but without either its head or its point.
-- Douglas Jerrold
It is a damned poor mind indeed that can't think of at least two ways of spelling any word.
-- Andrew Jackson
I do not believe in an afterlife, although I am bringing a change of underwear.
-- Woody Allen
-- Ronald Reagan
I am not the boss of my house. I don't know when I lost it. I don't know if I ever had it. But I have seen the boss's job and I do not want it.
-- Bill Cosby
I either Get what I want or I change my mind.
-- Dreams For An Insomniac
I have lots of ideas. Trouble is, most of them suck.
-- George Carlin
If you can't beat them, arrange to have them beaten.
-- George Carlin
I like long walks, especially when they are taken by people who annoy me.
-- Fred Allen
If you can't convince them, confuse them.
-- Harry S. Truman
There are three kinds of lies: lies, damned lies, and statistics.
-- Mark Twain
Nothing is over until we decide it is. Was it over when the Germans bombed Pearl Harbor? Hell no!!
-- Animal House
A synonym is a word you use when you can't spell the word you first thought of.
-- Burt Bacharach
People are too durable, that's their main trouble. They can do too much to themselves, they last too long.
-- Bertolt Brecht
You couldn't get a clue during the clue mating season in a field full of horny clues if you smeared your body with clue musk and did the clue mating dance.
-- Edward Flaherty
I don't mind going back to daylight saving time. With inflation, the hour will be the only thing I've saved all year.
-- Victor Borge
I'm short enough and ugly enough to succeed on my own.
-- Woody Allen
Man, of all the animals, is probably the only one to regard himself as a great delicacy.
-- Jacques Cousteau
He swallowed a lot of wisdom, but all of it seems to have gone down the wrong way.
-- Georg C. Lichtenberg
Those who cannot remember the past will spend a lot of time looking for their cars in mall parking lots.
-- Jay Trachman
If you want to forget all your other troubles, wear too tight shoes.
-- Source Unknown
The first sign of maturity is the discovery that the volume knob also turns to the left.
-- Jerry M. Wright
The trouble with born-again Christians is that they are an even bigger pain the second time around.
-- Herb Caen
My mother's menu consisted of two choices: Take it or leave it.
-- Buddy Hackett
Cleaning your house while your kids are still growing is like shoveling the walk before it stops snowing.
-- Phyllis Diller
If you think nobody cares if you're alive, try missing a couple of car payments.
-- Flip Wilson
These childhood memories - I have them often, but can usually keep them under control with the use of drugs.
-- Dave Barry
I never know whether to pity or congratulate a man on coming to his senses.
-- William M. Thackeray
If you read a lot of books, you're considered well-read. But if you watch a lot of TV, you're not considered well-viewed.
-- Lily Tomlin
Sir, you are like a pin, but without either its head or its point.
-- Douglas Jerrold
It is a damned poor mind indeed that can't think of at least two ways of spelling any word.
-- Andrew Jackson
I do not believe in an afterlife, although I am bringing a change of underwear.
-- Woody Allen
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