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Old Mar 28, 2006 | 10:20 PM
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So it's the finals of the Poetry Contest.

The two finalist, a student John from Oxford and Billy Bob from Alabama.

Each have five minutes to come up with a poem that contains the word Timbuktu.

John was the first to come up with the poem:

Slowly across the dessert sand,
Trekked a lonely Caravan,
Men on camels two by two,
Destination Timbuktu.

Everyone thought Billy have no chance against the Oxford student and with one minute left Billy manage to come up with his poem:

Me and Tim a huntin' went,
Met three whores in pop up tents,
They were three and we were two,
So I buck one and Tim buck two.

So you be the judge
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Old Mar 28, 2006 | 10:37 PM
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Errm !

I don't quite know how to say this, wait... yes i do


REPOST


OOOPS!

Poetry repost - oops!
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Old Mar 28, 2006 | 11:23 PM
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oops, sorry.

Haven't had the time to check everything
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Old Mar 29, 2006 | 05:05 AM
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Repost or not, still gives me a grin every time x)
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Old Mar 29, 2006 | 09:24 AM
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So who won the contest?
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Old Mar 30, 2006 | 04:06 PM
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C'mon ..........its funny
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Old Apr 6, 2006 | 01:42 PM
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